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Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

Benchmark, cocktail party, Copycats, creative accounting, honest work, Investors, loans, make company, Marketing, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, off balance sheet items, pension funds, private equity firm, Problem, reboots apps, rebrands, retail traders., Revenue, RnD, secret recipe, smp, Software company, spin-offs, user base

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Votes:	2531
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	753

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	8773
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3637
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6471	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

FruitNinjaCraft

exotic fruits, fruit alternatives, fruit choices, fruit consumption, fruit discoveries, fruit diversity, fruit exploration, fruit favorites, fruit options, fruit preferences, fruit recommendations, fruit selection, fruit suggestions, fruit tasting, fruit variety, FruitNinjaCraft, Healthy Eating, tropical fruits, uncommon fruits, underrated fruits, unique fruits

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the fruitiest one out there! We’re not talking about your average apples and bananas, oh no. We’re all about the underrated fruits here. Join us and feast on the juiciest durian, the spikiest rambutan, and the weirdest looking horned melon you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Fruit Warriors, a group of players who have mastered the art of fruit-based combat. Watch as they battle it out with watermelon swords and pineapple grenades, all in the name of fruity glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the fruit is always fresh and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite fruit along the way!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

accession, Agreement, Commission, eastern europe, Economic, EU, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, european union, Expansion, integration, Join, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moldova, negotiations, Partnership, Political, process, Ready, Server, Start, talks, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	413

OMG u guys, dis server is like the Ukraine and Moldova of Minecraft servers, ready to join the EU of epicness! Commission says it’s gonna be LIT AF! Join now for a chance to negotiate your way to the top and become a Minecraft legend. We promise there will be no boring political talks, just pure fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NusieratNuked8Terrorists

airstrikes, armed conflict, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, gaza, idf, international law, investigation, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, names, Nusierat, NusieratNuked8Terrorists, palestine, terrorists, UN school strike, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mines Excavated:	1448
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we blow up more terrorists than the IDF! We’re like a bunch of crazy ninjas taking down baddies left and right. Our server is so epic, even the UN is keeping track of our kill count. Join now and be part of the action-packed madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions and chaos all day long? Let’s goooooo! 🚀💣🔥

JudgementalCraft

conformity, criticism, double standards, Human nature, Hypocrisy, Individuality, Insecurity, judgement, JudgementalCraft, peer pressure, public opinion, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, societal norms

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

join dis server if u wanna see some real dramaaaa! we got people judgin’ errything like it’s a dang competition. u can watch as they make fools of themselves while u sit back and laugh. plus, u can be as unremarkable as u want and no one will even notice cuz they too busy bein’ all judgy and stuff. come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about!

SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths

#smokecraft, deaths, Premature

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, cuz this one is on fire…literally! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with wildfire smoke!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the smoke. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up coughing so much that they turned into a zombie! True story, bro.

But don’t worry, we also have some sick perks on this server. Like, did you know that if you collect enough smoke particles, you can actually fly? Yeah, I know, it sounds cray-cray, but it’s true! So come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in our smoky world. Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a lung-burning adventure!

Nerdcrafteria Network: We’ve Got More Games Than A Penguin Has Feathers!

atmosphere, Community, Discord, donation, Economy, family, feathers, games, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nerdcrafteria, Network, Non-profit, Other, Penguin, Perks, Plots, Resources, rules, Server, Shop, Tour, Video, Website, Weve

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	8911	Runes Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Nerdcrafteria Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
Minecraft Version	1.20.4

Overview:

Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters! Players work together to create a fun environment with multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.

Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers and promotes a family-friendly gaming environment while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.

Donation Store:

100% of proceeds from the Donation Store go to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases.

More Information:

Visit Nerdcrafteria.com for more information, join the Discord server, and watch the server tour video!

FAQ:

Is Nerdcrafteria a family-friendly server?: Yes, Nerdcrafteria is a family-friendly, PG oriented server.
Who owns Nerdcrafteria?: Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers.
Can I donate to Nerdcrafteria?: Yes, you can donate through the Donation store. 100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.
Are there different worlds in Nerdcrafteria?: Yes, there are multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.
What is the server motto?: The server motto is DFTBA which stands for “Don’t Forget To Be Awesome”.

BlameMyParentsMCServer

adult child, afraid, Blame, BlameMyParentsMCServer, communication problems, difficult family dynamics, emotional distress, Family issues, fear, Frustration, homeschooling, Jobless, lack of employment, lack of independence, Living at home, living situation, parental influence, parents, Resentment, retard, self-esteem issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

YankeeRage Minecraft Server

American, anger, Conflict, confusion, controversy, current events, debate, disagreement, Division, emotions, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, News, polarizing, Politics, RAGE, Server, Social Issues, society, Upset, Usa, YankeeRage

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	2236
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because this server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage even the most seasoned American player!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for an entire week.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is… (insert server name here)! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity tested like never before.

Stepmom Bday Bash – Minecraft Server

Bash, BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, children, Dinner, entitled, family, family dynamic, Father, husband, Inside Out 2, Kids, Message, Minecraft, Pixar Movie, refusal, Server, sharing, stepmom, stepmother, tradition, Upset

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of traditions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy celebrations!

Just like this player’s birthday tradition, we have our own unique way of celebrating. Every year, we host a massive in-game party where players can battle it out in epic PvP battles, build the craziest structures, and even hunt down rare mobs for special rewards.

But beware, just like this player’s stepmother, there may be some unexpected guests crashing the party. Will you stand your ground like a boss and defend your right to celebrate in your own way? Or will you join forces with the invaders for an unforgettable birthday bash?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin!

WeddingCraft: No SIL Drama

aita, Drama, extravagant wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, palace in India, pregnancy announcement, save the dates, sibling rivalry, SIL, Wedding, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding priorities, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, pregnancy surprises, and wedding planning drama!

Picture this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you receive a save the date for a wedding in a palace in India. But wait, there’s more! The bride’s sister-in-law is causing chaos left and right, demanding the wedding be postponed because she’s expecting a baby in December. Can you handle the wedding drama and still build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between family members, extravagant wedding plans, and a baby on the way. Who needs reality TV when you have all the drama you could ever want right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!