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MineCrafty Pleasures

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Star Shards Collected:	134
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Void Gems Collected:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Emeralds Found:	2346	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyConfessions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	927446
Votes:	401	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	153	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crops Grown:	6002	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2596	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!

CuteFaceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish anon who is not only a Minecraft pro, but also kinda cute (according to the female players, at least). Join our server for the chance to catch a glimpse of this mysterious cutie pie while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that this Finnish anon once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this legendary feat in person.

So why wait? Join our server now for a mix of cute faces, epic adventures, and potato-powered victories. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

LooksMaxingCraft SMP: Glow Up Edition

appearance enhancement, Attention, attractiveness, balding, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, Edition, GLOW, Grooming, Insecurity, Invisibility, lifestyle changes, LOOKSMAXING, LooksMaxingCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, societal norms, transformation, validation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	9940
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the power of looksmaxing is real! Join us and watch as your blocky character goes from a 6 to an 8, attracting all the attention from the pixelated ladies. But beware, with great looks comes great responsibility – the stares and attention may become overwhelming!

But fear not, for we have a solution for those who can’t handle the spotlight. Simply go bald in-game and watch as the attention magically disappears. It’s like a superpower, but for your Minecraft character! So come join us and experience the wild ride of looksmaxing and the joys of being invisible in our crazy Minecraft world.

BabyCraftMamaDrama

allergic reaction prevention, anxiety, autism, baby allergy, Baby Care, BabyCraftMamaDrama, Communication Issues, egg allergy, EpiPen, family dynamics, first time mom, first time parent, food allergies, Food Safety, generational differences, maternal instincts, mother’s comments, parenting challenges, Safety concerns

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. And that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made entirely of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a talking llama for 24 hours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).