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  • Coughing Roommate DramaCraft

    Coughing Roommate DramaCraft

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    The Brood of the Coughing Miners: A Server for the Cryptic and Chaos-Crazed!

    Welcome, brave souls, to Coughwarts: the Whispering Mines, where morbidity meets Minecraft and reality itself starts to glitch like an unsynchronized dance! Here, in our pixelated realms, bronchitis is the norm and roommate hostility has evolved into a mythical showdown of gargantuan proportions. Drop your sanity at the spawn point and heed our call!

    Chronicles of the Cough

    In this brave new blocky world, your in-game narrative will be eerily interwoven with the traumatic lore of Emily the Exile, a Bushido-style roommate warrior who navigates the treacherous terrain of social indignation and respiratory discomfort. Discover the realities of survival when germ warfare leads to existential breakdowns and the harsh realities of sore lungs become a catalyst for legendary confrontations.

    “Her coughs were startling, much like the sudden appearance of Endermen at night. I shan’t be silenced!” — Former Cougher

    Server Features: An Altered Reality Awaits!

    Feature Description
    Cough-Cam Record everything! Who knows when a solo cough might be your undoing?
    Gaslight Pits Delve deep into confusing conversations— every word will haunt you!
    Dramatic Showdown Arena Engage in heated confrontations with other players under the watchful eyes of former suitemates and min-maxed energy!
    Coughing Chorus Group coughs summon the Cough Monster—a titan of chaos that feasts on misunderstandings!
    Allegiance of the Land Form factions based on sore throats and emotional outbursts— make choices that lead to betrayal or solitude!

    Conspiracy Theory Hall of Fame

      • The Great Cough Conspiracy: What if Emily is a secret agent sent to undermine the Cough Collective? Each cough might be a harbinger of sabotage!
      • The Whispering Mines: Anonymous sages say these mines hide relics of unrecorded conversations that make you question every breath you take.
      • Cult of the Unapologetic: Will you spill your guts for an apology? Rumor says Emily is the Grand Priestess of this shameful sect.

    Player Testimonials: Utter Chaos Ensues!

    “I took a deep breath in the Coughing Mines, and now I only see in coughs! Is this bliss?!” — Unnamed Player #314

    "Emily never even had bronchitis and got Sophie on her side? Here, you’re either ruler or the ruled!” — Coughing Warrior

    Uncanny FAQs: Answers That Bewilder

    Q: Can I cough without reproach? A: Only if you are willing to face the repercussions of the cough that echoes through the ages!

    Q: How do I know if I’m too disruptive? A: If the Ender Dragon flinches, you know your soundwaves have reached unwelcome frequencies.

    The Cult Calls: Join or Be Cough-Eclipsed!

    Will you brave the treacherous terrains of misunderstandings and betrayal? Every click could provoke a spectral uprising. The mines hum with laughter as your cough stirs memory. Will you be a hero or become another casualty of chronic misunderstanding? Conspire, collaborate, or cower—join us now, and let the chaos begin!

    Dare to embrace the absurdity of existence within this blocky battleground, where bronchitis brings prestige and confusion reigns supreme!

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  • Whispers of the Block Realm

    Whispers of the Block Realm

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    Join Us or You’ll Never Know What You’ve Missed…

    Did you know that this is the greatest server in the multiverse? Or is it the worst? But what is “worst” anyway when you’re hurtling towards oblivion in a blocky Eden? You NEED to experience the endless chasms of joy mixed with sorrow as you build a castle of bananas in the sky with an army of sentient cows. If you don’t join, I can assure you that you will be haunted by the shadows of your choice! So, come join, and question your very existence while you stare into the depth of the Woolen Void!

    Unreasonably Amazing Features!

    Feature Description
    Endless Lava School Learn to swim in molten rock! Only 739% fatal!
    Time-Travelling Creepers Creepers from the year 2050 explode on your past self!
    Ninja Slimes They’ll steal your diamonds & your sanity while you sleep!
    Cursed Healing Potions Heals you but turns you into a chair for 3 Minecraft days!
    Reverse Nether Portals Travel to dimensions that don’t exist yet! But they will!

    Your Questions Answered (but not really)

    Q: Is there an age restriction? A: Age is merely a construct of the mind! What if you’re actually a 73-year-old cat residing in a parallel universe? Come as you are – or don’t, who’s to say?

    Q: Do I have to pay for anything? A: Currency is a social pliable illusion! You should be paying in dreams, not coins. But you may end up paying with your sanity, so choose wisely!

    Q: What do I do if I encounter a bug? A: Bugs are friends. Embrace them; let them guide you to the dark side of your unfulfilled desires. Or eat them—depends how hungry you are!

    Random Glimpses of Reviews

    “He had a muskrat on his head… and it never stopped meowing.” – Anonymous “The walls whispered secrets about my lack of socks.” – Anonymous “I built a castle… and then it ate my mom.” – Anonymous “If you stare too long at the sun, the sun stares back.” – Anonymous

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  • ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

    ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and eavesdropping stepmothers? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and no judgment about your BMI. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about anyone eavesdropping on your private conversations. Trust us, you won’t find any insane stepmothers here – just good times and great friends. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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  • CraftyBoyz – Noobs Allowed

    CraftyBoyz – Noobs Allowed

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your ex trying to shame you into changing your interests.

    Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that ex who couldn’t stand the fact that you liked a certain artist.

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind! Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have.

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  • CraftyGossip Minecraft Server

    CraftyGossip Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly you stumble upon a group of women having a heated debate about which block looks the most fabulous. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dance parties, llama rodeos, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just run into our resident wizard who can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurdity you’ll encounter next!

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  • SoggieDoggy

    SoggieDoggy

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.10 Survival java awsome no pligins no mods. please dont use hacks to rob and grief please rob and grief fair and square . java only no bedrock

    mc.soggiedoggy.net:2739

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  • Pickminecraft.com

    Pickminecraft.com

    New Minecraft Servers

    PickMinecraft.com Your pick for a better server. We are a new SMP server and the only Minecraft server just for Seniors. All of our player’s 55+. Our server is White-List to protect our players and the server. All new players must register on our website to gain access.

    We have Server Contest’s, Player Ranks, Land Claim, Economy, Parkour, Player Shops, Casino, Trade, Auction House. Player Warps and a lot more than I can list here.

    We do not use buy shops to sell anything We are not a Pay-2-Win server.

    We Mine, Use, sell and collect everything, including spawners and minions. In AFK auto logoff Timers.

    Ip: play.pickminecraft.com Ip: pickminecraft.com

    pickminecraft.com

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  • The Blocky Brit Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brit Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the iconic album “Tattoo You” by The Rolling Stones to life in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with music, mayhem, and mining.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to tattoo your character with all sorts of crazy designs inspired by The Rolling Stones themselves. Want a giant lips tattoo on your back? We got you covered. How about a snake tattoo on your arm? No problem!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rolling Stones concert stage, where you can rock out with your fellow players and put on epic performances for virtual crowds. Trust us, Mick Jagger himself would be proud.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground dungeon inspired by the album’s dark and mysterious vibes. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within its depths that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the magic of “Tattoo You” like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with rock ‘n’ roll madness!

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  • Tingles – EN ASMR Vtubers Minecraft SMP

    Tingles – EN ASMR Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Whether you’re into short audio roleplays or lengthy trigger sessions, we’ve got it all.

    Join us if you want to shill your oshi, as long as she does ASMR at least once every other week. We even accept corpo vtubers and lewdtubers – the more, the merrier!

    Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Don’t worry, it’s all subjective. And if you’re looking for who’s live right now, we’ve got lists for that too. Check out our archives and make sure to visit our friends in /vt/, /corpo/, /tsunx/, and more.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR? Plus, we have yet to find more friends to join us – so come be a part of our crazy, ASMR-loving family! (´・ω・`)

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