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  • ForgetfulFriendsMC

    ForgetfulFriendsMC
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3633
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

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    Hey gamers,

    So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.

    Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.

    As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.

    After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.

    Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.

    So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!

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  • GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

    GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1586
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

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    🌟 Love him or hate him, Steve was the ultimate gamer. His death was not just a loss, but an inflection point in gaming history. It’s as if his presence was keeping some nefarious Force at bay.

    Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the legend. Who knows, maybe Steve will rise from the dead and lead us to victory against the creepers and zombies!

    Experience the thrill of building pixelated wonders and battling enemies in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5783
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1593 Dragon Scales Harvested: 176
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Zombie Dances: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.

    Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.

    Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!

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  • BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

    BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1846
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3376
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

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  • Crafty Love Connection: Opposites Attract Minecraft

    Crafty Love Connection: Opposites Attract Minecraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1708
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

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    Are you tired of searching for that special someone who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you see another player digging right beside you. Sparks fly as you both realize you have the same obsession with ores. Before you know it, you’re building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after in the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server and say goodbye to boring dates and hello to creeper-filled adventures with your new Minecraft-loving partner. Who needs romance novels when you can have a love story in blocks?

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  • Crafty Anon’s 917214462 LOL Server

    Crafty Anon’s 917214462 LOL Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 2424

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    elcome to our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will blow your mind and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of bantering with skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

    The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9241
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

    MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1847
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Alien Abductions: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1842 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

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    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

    On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

    Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

    Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2079
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

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    Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

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  • Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

    Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 8314
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

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  • Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

    Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9547
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4126 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

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