lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!
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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m
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MineCraftPoopTime
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!
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Mom Dad Contacts Server
so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.
also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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WindowlessWomenAreaCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Taliban leaders banning windows overlooking women’s areas! Like, who even thinks of dat stuff? It’s like a whole new level of protection for dem ladies. Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts rainbows! So come on, join da fun and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on!
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CraftyCreeperz: NoPeepinAllowed
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got a Taliban leader who’s all like, “No windows overlooking women’s areas, cuz it can lead to obscene… stuff!” Like, what even, bro? But hey, that just adds to the wild and wacky adventures you’ll have on this server! Join now and see what other absurd rules and shenanigans await you! Let’s get this party started, woo!
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Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!
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LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?
Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
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SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets
LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!
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BedroomBattles Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.
Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.
So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!
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DataMineCraft
Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!