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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8991 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!
we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it’s a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.
if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it’s all in a day’s work on our server!
