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Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

– OJCraft – CitrusCraft – OrangeYouGlad – OrangeYouCrafty – VitaminMC – OrangeIsTheNewCraft – OrangeYouMine – OrangeCrushCraft – TangyTerra – PeelCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9307	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is blue and the pigs wear sunglasses! Forget everything you thought you knew about Reagan county, because we’ve turned it into a psychedelic paradise that will blow your mind (in a good way, we promise).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Asian Minecraft players and the WMAF advocates as they fight for control over the color scheme of our world. Will the grass stay blue, or will it turn red, white, and blue like a true patriot? Only time will tell, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, anything is possible – even turning Reagan county into a technicolor dreamland. Let the madness begin!

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	172
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

#covert operations, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Crafty, crime, crime fiction, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, McCraftface, mysterious book, Mystery, No. 916797878, number, puzzling, Random, secretive, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspenseful novel, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

39 iq, Abomination, Burn, chubba, collab, cry more, hololive, Losers, LOSING, ls, madness, Miko, Minecraft, Nijisisters, senchou, Suisei, vtuber community, w/, winning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crops Grown:	9383
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	160	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	1554	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate denial, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, Crafty, deniers, Environmental Science, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Myth, renewable energy, Scientific consensus, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).