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PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4859
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7321
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	179192
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3080
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8358	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	73	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ores Mined:	7919	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	8335
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	161	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4988	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	917	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!