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Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1564	Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	192
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6430	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

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Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	919	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	138
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!