PrisonersCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonersCraft: No Calls Home

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, we got Russian PoWs in Ukraine playin’ Minecraft and they can’t even call home, so they’re like, totally dedicated to building the most epic bases and stuff. like, you won’t believe the crazy stories they tell while they’re mining for diamonds and battling creepers. it’s like a whole new level of intense gameplay, man. plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures. it’s like a whole adventure just waiting for you to join. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5666	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7061
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2503
New Chunks Explored:	587881	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	96
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	286
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Potions Brewed:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

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Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	9550	New Chunks Explored:	816787
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!