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Prisoners

  • RussianRaidersCraft

    RussianRaidersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

    KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

    PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

    SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

    ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

    COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlastCraft Minecraft Server

    BlastCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrisonPotionCraft

    PrisonPotionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train of fun and madness!

    So, get this, on our server, we got secret experiments going on, like for real! We’re talking life-lengthening drugs being tested on prisoners with 100+ year sentences. It’s like some sci-fi movie come to life, man! Who knows what kind of superpowers you might get from these crazy experiments?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that glow in the dark. Imagine riding a fluorescent cow into battle against a horde of zombie pigs! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party happening every night. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

    PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 30YearPrisonersCompensationRich

    30YearPrisonersCompensationRich

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can find wrongfully convicted prisoners who been locked up for like 30 years? well, dis server got em all! and get dis, they all gettin’ compensated with a few million dollars cuz why not? come join da fun and help these prisoners build their dream minecraft houses with all dat cash! it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrisonBreakCraft

    PrisonBreakCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HamasRejectsDealCraft

    HamasRejectsDealCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.

    so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP