Prisoner MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

violence, Prisoner, Accountability, brutality, Geneva Conventions

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, HamasCraft, investigation, Israeli, Hamas

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

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KrautHealer Minecraft Server

conflict zone, Minecraft, Court, Ukraine, War Crimes

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Creeper’s Right-Hand Man: AdelBaryUK

extradition, Terrorism, AdelBaryUK, Adel Abdel Bary, uk

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what?! Our Minecraft server is so lit, even Adel Abdel Bary wants in on the action after getting out of jail in the US! That’s right, folks, if our server is good enough for a former terrorist’s right-hand man, it’s definitely good enough for you!

Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up creepers and build epic structures that will make even the most hardened criminal jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why even international criminals can’t resist the temptation of our Minecraft server. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

mythical origin, Born, legendary hero, Ancient civilization, eponym

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

blocky, detention, Jailbird, Inmate, cellmate

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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Eden Prison – Season 3 – Player Eco – 10 Ranks – 1.20.4 PvP – Bosses – Quests – Custom Plugins

Playershops, Community, Epic, classic, Prison

Eden Prison is an NO P2W Oldschool PvP focused Prison Server with custom plugins and events.

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PvP not your thing? We have a fully fleshed out Dungeon complete with custom bosses and rewards

Tired of all the Danger? Chill out with a game of Pool, Snake, Connect 4 and more!

A one of a kind guard system, featuring things like handcuffs, door remotes, tasers and more!

The Grind is truly endless with our all new Prestige system, earning unique items each prestige you cant get anywhere else

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Season 3 just started so its the perfect time to join and we hope to see you soon! 😀

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PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

voting strategy, Candidate, Drumpft, PutinForPrez, Government

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

software engineering, Computer Architecture, single threads, computer science, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

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Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

getting stuff back, Respect, moving on, Keys, breakup aftermath

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

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