Prisoner Rebellion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConvictsVP

CraftyConvictsVP, criminal justice, Crisis, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage situation, inmates, law enforcement, Prison, prison guards, prison system, Prisoner Rebellion, prisoner rights, russia, russia news, SECURITY, violence, Volgograd, Volgograd region

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Villages Defended:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly you get sucked into a portal and end up in a crazy prison in Russia’s Volgograd Region. But get this, the tables have turned and now the inmates are the ones in charge and they’ve taken the prison guards hostage!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!

CreepyCrawlyCraft

Advanced, ai, ants, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Chatbots, Communication, Consciousness, Conversation, creepy crawlies, CreepyCrawlyCraft, eerie, GRASS, insects, Philosophical, Robots, sentience, Spiders, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Bitch, can’t find, clothing, confusion, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, Lost, lost pants, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced pants, missing clothing, missing pants, pants, PantslessCraft, search, Server, wardrobe crisis, wardrobe malfunction, where, where are they

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is that pants are optional! That’s right, we encourage players to roam around in their pixelated undies and embrace their freedom. Who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who just want to play a friendly game of tag. Can you outrun them and escape with your virtual life intact?

So come on down to our pants-optional, chicken warrior-infested, haunted mansion-having Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

AnimeGirlsNoNoses Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime anatomy, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime design, anime fandom, anime mysteries, anime physiology, anime style, anime world, AnimeGirlsNoNoses, Breathing, cartoon characters, fictional characters, Girls, Minecraft, noses, respiratory system, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	504320
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime girls roam free and defy all laws of biology by breathing without noses! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated waifus and mind-boggling questions like “How do anime girls breathe without noses?”.

Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where mad scientists are working tirelessly to solve this mystery, but beware – the lab is guarded by a giant, talking creeper who only speaks in puns.

If you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll have the chance to explore a world filled with floating islands made entirely of cotton candy, where the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava and the trees grow diamond leaves.

So come on down to our server and witness the magic for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even anime girls breathing without noses!

BabyBumpVacay

3 weeks away, BabyBumpVacay, Birth, calculations, Conception, Contraception, due date, holiday, job interviews, Mediterranean diving trip, Mediterranean tour, Pregnancy, pregnant wife, scuba diving, stressful time, Support, support her, tour with friends, trip planning, trying for a baby, UNFAIR

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchantments Applied:	219
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyLads: PillPopperz

birth control, Contraception, CraftyLads, Family Planning, hormonal contraception, male birth control, male birth control pill, male contraception options, male contraception research, male contraception side effects, male contraceptive, male contraceptive options, male fertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, men’s contraception, men’s reproductive rights, mens health, pill, PillPopperz, reproductive health

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1233	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PeanutButterCraft

Chewing, creamy, crunchy, DELICIOUS, diy, Food, healthy, homemade, homemade peanut butter, nut butter, nut butter recipe, nut snack, NUTTY, nutty snack, peanut butter, peanut butter snack, PeanutButterCraft, peanuts, protein, snack, snack time

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Items Found:	8875
Dragon Eggs Found:	5683	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2806
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

RedemptionCraft Minecraft Server

101602160, academy guide, argentina, CDKEY, Crypto, economics, free months, friend code, gamepass, Gaming, kinguin, Lending, Minecraft, Paypal, red dead redemption 2, RedemptionCraft, rice and mayo, Server, Steam, Tax, third-world country, Xbox, Xbox Series S

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ores Mined:	9865
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of eating rice and mayo for a year just to afford a game like Red Dead Redemption 2? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual world where you can live out all your cowboy fantasies without breaking the bank!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help out, whether it’s with in-game resources or tips on how to buy CD keys with crypto.

So why wait? Join our server today and saddle up for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Who needs Red Dead Redemption 2 when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyOverseasStay

Affair, Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Cheating, children, CraftyOverseasStay, Divorce, dream, exchange student, FANTASY, friendship, Hotel, husband, immigration, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Overseas, overthinking, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6873
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1280
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Items Found:	1038
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!