we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!
2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.
3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!
Need a break from your parents nagging about your bilingual kids? Join our server and let them speak whatever language they want without judgment. We promise no one will interrupt your kids’ secret conversations or try to supervise them in a language they don’t understand.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language while building your dream Minecraft world. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is FUN!
and that’s not all, we got this epic quest where you gotta find the golden potato of destiny and use it to defeat the evil chicken overlord. like, who even comes up with this stuff? it’s bananas, man.
plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and helpful. you’ll never wanna leave, trust me.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Nirvana Craft BR * Ping BR * McMMO * Terrain Protection * Warp Players * Create your own player store * Voting system and store votes * Server store, create your farm and get rich * Custom Villager Exchanges * Exclusive PVP and Campaign maps * Resource World, Nether, End and Vanilla Survival World * Mob Spawner can be picked up with Silk Touch Pickaxe * 24h Online waiting for you * Version 1.20+ Bedrock (Mobile) and Java (PC) * Personalized enchanted books and +
ncbr.sanandreas.net.br:25569
| Server Type | Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP |
|---|---|
| Server IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Server Version | 1.20.6 (You can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus) |
A: Yes, you can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus.
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.
Ever wanted to play a game of secrets where you can roast your friends without them knowing? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a game where you can do just that! Whisper your most savage questions to your friends and watch as chaos ensues. Who has the most messed up teeth? Who is the ugliest person in the virtual room? The possibilities are endless!
But beware, if you refuse to answer a question, you’ll have to take shots until you spill the beans. And if you try to opt-out like a party pooper, you’ll be labeled as the bad guy who ruined the night. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with awkward moments, questionable friendships, and plenty of laughs. Who knew virtual party games could be this outrageous? Don’t be the one to miss out on the madness!
Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.
Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.
So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.