we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can invite all your friends, family, and even that sketchy boyfriend your sister insists on bringing. We have unlimited guest slots, so no need to worry about making tough decisions on who to invite.
Plus, our server is drama-free! No more awkward family dinners or heated political arguments ruining your special day. And if anyone tries to cause a scene, we have virtual bouncers ready to kick them out (sorry, Tom).
So come join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss. Don’t be the AITA of your Minecraft world – join our server today!
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?
JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.
on this server, you can build your own eco-friendly village, complete with solar panels and wind turbines. u can even team up with other players to tackle environmental challenges like deforestation and pollution.
but here’s the best part – every time u complete a mission on the server, a real tree gets planted in the Amazon rainforest. that’s right, u can save the planet one block at a time! so come join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!
r341.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla survival roleplay |
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| World Features | Lore, structures, new biomes, currency |
| Great Houses |
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To join the server, join our Discord and fill out the application provided.
You can join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs
The server has a fantasy theme with different Great Houses and lore for players to explore and interact with.
While the server encourages teamwork and interaction within the Great Houses, players can also play solo if they prefer.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most fabulous pixelated look. The winner gets a diamond tiara and bragging rights for eternity.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to ugly Minecraft forever!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?
So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!
We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!
So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!