come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where 73-year-old american teachers are getting tortured in russian prisons after being captured in ukraine! we promise no crazy russians or ukrainians will come after you here, just fun and games in the virtual world! build your own prison and capture your friends for a change, or team up with them to take down the evil dictator who is causing all this chaos in the first place! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual bread and water, because who needs freedom when you have carbs, amirite?
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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun! -
PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette
come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself! -
PixelPrison Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we charge players with aggravated abuse of pixelated villagers! it’s like being in the IDF but without all the real life consequences! build your own prison and torment those poor villagers for fun! who needs peace in the middle east when you can have chaos in our server? join now for a wild time! -
CraftyPrisonerPain
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where Ukrainian prisoners are forced to endure insane challenges and harrowing torture! Build your base, gather resources, and fight off hordes of Russian captors who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you escape and become the ultimate survivor, or will you succumb to the madness and become just another victim of the brutal regime? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity! -
Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server
Ukrainian military, war atrocities, Ukrainian prisoners of war, prisoner treatment, international lawlol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time! -
Hezbooms Revenge: Minecraft Server
political tensions, retaliatory rocket fire, security concerns, Hezbollah commander, international relationsso, like, this server is lit af, like a firework show on the 4th of july. we got crazier battles than israel and hezbollah, like, you won’t believe the explosions and rocket fire happenin’ here. join us if you wanna be part of the action, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. who needs real life drama when you can have this epicness in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
SkyScraperBugs
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bruh! We got insects living in skyscrapers, man! They never been outside, just chillin’ in their tiny bug apartments, sippin’ on bug juice and playin’ bug games. It’s a whole bug city up in here, fam! And guess what? You can be the mayor of Bugtown if you join our server! Build your own bug empire and rule over all the insect peeps. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking cows that tell jokes. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on, join us and let’s get buggy with it! -
NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness -
PolyCraft: Where we’ve got more polygons than a geometry class! 1.21 GreyList server
Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature Map Start Date 6/26/2024 Features Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure Packs, Master Stonecutter Recipes, More Food data pack, and more! Applications Apply Here Server IP Polycraft.mcserver.us Discord Join Discord FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted. Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we have various plugins and data packs activated. What type of community does Poly-Craft have? We focus on a tight-knit, friendly, and active community. Can I chat with other players on Discord? Yes, join our Discord server to chat with other players.