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CraftyGranny47
come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where 73-year-old american teachers are getting tortured in russian prisons after being captured in ukraine! we promise no crazy russians or ukrainians will come after you here, just fun and games in the virtual world! build your own prison and capture your friends for a change, or team up with them to take down the evil dictator who is causing all this chaos in the first place! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual bread and water, because who needs freedom when you have carbs, amirite? -
PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun! -
PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette
come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself! -
PixelPrison Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we charge players with aggravated abuse of pixelated villagers! it’s like being in the IDF but without all the real life consequences! build your own prison and torment those poor villagers for fun! who needs peace in the middle east when you can have chaos in our server? join now for a wild time! -
CraftyPrisonerPain
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where Ukrainian prisoners are forced to endure insane challenges and harrowing torture! Build your base, gather resources, and fight off hordes of Russian captors who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you escape and become the ultimate survivor, or will you succumb to the madness and become just another victim of the brutal regime? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity! -
Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time! -
CraftyFuture2025
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine waking up tomorrow and it’s June 2025 – crazy, right? But on our server, this is just a regular occurrence!Join us for the wildest time-traveling adventures as we explore different time periods and dimensions in Minecraft. Ever wanted to build a medieval castle or battle dinosaurs in the prehistoric era? Well, now you can!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the legendary loot you can find hidden throughout the server – diamond armor? Pffft, we’ve got armor made out of pure gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and experience the craziest time of your life!
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GantzCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know that guy benny gantz? he was all up in the war cabinet, but then he was like “nah, i’m outta here, peace out netanyahu!” and everyone was like whoa dude, what a plot twist! but anyway, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and excitement just like benny gantz’s resignation. u never know what’s gonna happen next, so come on and join the fun! plus, we have the best virtual hummus in all of minecraft, so what are u waiting for? come build, fight, and maybe even start a political scandal on our server today! -
PilgrimPurgeCraft
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, at least 9 players got killed by terrorists who opened fire on a bus full of pilgrims in J&K. But don’t worry, our server is totally safe… unless you count the creepers and zombies trying to take you down! Join now for some crazy adventures and maybe even some unexpected attacks from evil mobs. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and survive like never before! -
BlockyLoveNot
so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.
trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.