PrisonDeath Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonDeath LOL

behind bars, CONVICTED, criminal, criminal justice, death, DESERVED, final justice, Guilty, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Karma, karma is real, law, locked up, lol, Prison, PrisonDeath, punishment, Retribution, serving time, wrongdoer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to find out who died in prison and totally deserved it – maybe it was a zombie who got caught stealing diamonds, or a creeper who couldn’t stop blowing up other players’ houses. Either way, you won’t find drama like this on any other server! Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players haunt our virtual world, adding an extra spooky element to your gameplay. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious prison deaths – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking in the shadows!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7452	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	6558
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8039
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!