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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9752 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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