Lol, so like, imagine if you got arrested on this Minecraft SMP but you couldn’t tell anyone why? People would be like, “OMG, they must have stolen all the diamonds from the admin’s secret chest!” Or maybe they think you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and caused a server-wide pig rebellion. Hahaha, the possibilities are endless! Join this SMP for the chance to create crazy stories and have a blast with the wackiest players around. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the legendary criminal mastermind of the server! Just don’t actually break any rules, okay? Stay safe, kids.
PrisonCraft SMP: Stole all the diamonds
PrisonCraft: ElderlyCrimeWave
come join our minecraft server and escape the loneliness epidemic like those elderly women in japan! we got all the friends you need, no need to commit crimes to find companionship here! our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and help you build the coolest virtual prison ever! plus, our health care system is top notch, with virtual doctors ready to heal you from any injuries you sustain while playing. so come on over and join us, because who needs real life friends when you can have virtual ones in our minecraft server!PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir
lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfunPrisonCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.
so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.
PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina
lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.