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CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Votes:	5981	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3832	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	336
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3069
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

BDSM, biggest kink, bondage, dirty talk, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, foot fetish, KinkCraft, latex fetish, leather fetish, Masochism, power play, role-play, sadism, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism, whats

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	4623	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!