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CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6215
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Enchantments Applied:	132
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1777
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9468

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2289
Void Armor Forged:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!