come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!
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PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

