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Europrison Minecraft Server

crime, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal justice, European, European culture, European laws, european society, Europoors, Europrison, hard time, Imprisonment, incarceration, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, Prison, prison population, prison system, punishment, Server, societal norms

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4342	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	946
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

CraftyConvictsVP

CraftyConvictsVP, criminal justice, Crisis, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage situation, inmates, law enforcement, Prison, prison guards, prison system, Prisoner Rebellion, prisoner rights, russia, russia news, SECURITY, violence, Volgograd, Volgograd region

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Farms Harvested:	732	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly you get sucked into a portal and end up in a crazy prison in Russia’s Volgograd Region. But get this, the tables have turned and now the inmates are the ones in charge and they’ve taken the prison guards hostage!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	909994	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

ConvictCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, community support, ConvictCraft, Convicts, criminal justice system, government policies, hidden cost, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, post-incarceration, prison system, Rehabilitation, reintegration, returning home, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal impact, societal reintegration, soldiers, support services, Veterans

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are actually Russian convicts who turned into soldiers and now they’re returning home. It’s like a wild, crazy adventure with explosions and drama everywhere you turn.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!

Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!

So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!

CellMateCraft Server

CellMateCraft, criminal justice, incarcerated, Inmate, jail mate, new cell mate, prison adaptation, prison buddy, prison cell, prison community, prison conversation, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison friend, prison life, Prison Relationships, prison roommate, prison slang, prison survival, prison system, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!

Pixelated Penitentiary: Where Crafting Meets Confinement

confinement, Crafting, criminal justice, Food, incarceration, incarceration experience, meets, penitentiary, pixelated, Prison, prison conditions, prison cuisine, prison culture, prison diet, prison environment, Prison Experience, Prison food, prison food quality, prison life, prison meals, prison routine, prison society, prison system, punishment, Rehabilitation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	890846
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be served prison food! Unless you want to, in which case we have a special “Prison Cuisine” plugin for all you hardcore roleplayers out there.

Join us for a wild ride as we recreate the chaos of a real-life prison in Minecraft. Build your own cell with bars made of diamond blocks, or team up with other inmates to plan a daring escape using only pickaxes and TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Escapee’s Paradise” minigame, where you must outsmart guards and avoid being caught in order to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden apples and rare mob spawners.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of prison life without actually getting arrested? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars – or better yet, break free and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Generate, It’s, list, long tail, Minecraft, Separated, smp, tags, up

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8395	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6118	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

car crash, control, cultural beliefs, cultural clash, dad, DadCrashRehab, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Hospital, Indian values, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, refusing to visit, Resentment, Server, student loans, traditional vs modern, Wedding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	244674
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

CraftyRoomieDrama

AITAH, apartment, bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, common areas, CraftyRoomieDrama, fully clothed, Kids, kitchen, living room, Men, privacy, roommates, sex, shirtless, Son, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Players Killed by Monsters:	5314
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

acceptance, NormalIsStrange, norms, societal acceptance, societal anomalies, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal standards, societal taboos, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	5427	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

SongCraft: LastRespawn

acceptance, Closure, contemplation, death, Dying, emotional, end of life, existentialism, Farewell, final moments, final thoughts, Goodbye, last song, LastRespawn, Life, Memories, mortality, Music, Nostalgia, Reflection, SongCraft, Soulful

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Votes:	4684	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

PixelMods

Curseforge, Download, Economy, FTB, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelMods, Pixelmon, PvE, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

pixelmon.pixel-mods.com

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	835372
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!