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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3501 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4970 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4749 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 111 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
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