prison smp #3 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoomerTips

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5899
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	118
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	7903	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	178
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	7553	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

DECIDE, first ONA, Good, how, kyousougiga, Kyousougiga ONA, Kyousougiga ONA first episode, Kyousougiga ONA good, Kyousougiga ONA meh, Kyousougiga ONA specials, Kyousougiga specials, Kyousougiga TV Anime, Kyousougiga TV Anime specials, meh, Minecraft, ONA, remaining ONAs, Server, Specials, TV anime, watch

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1634
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	327252
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3348

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!