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EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	3212
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1653	Emeralds Found:	1156
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!