come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!
CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!
So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!
SpyCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server run by a former CIA agent who got caught spying for China? Like, this dude is a total badass but also got caught and now has to spend 10 years in prison. But get this, he’s still running the server from behind bars and is giving out lifetime polygraph tests to all the players.Join this server for the ultimate spy experience, where you never know who’s watching or listening in on your conversations. Plus, you’ll get to learn some top-secret CIA techniques while building epic structures and battling other players. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden government secrets along the way.
So come on, join the most secure and secretive Minecraft server out there. Just make sure you’re not a double agent in disguise, or you might end up in prison too. Let the espionage begin!
Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).