come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!
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CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!
So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
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Yo, so like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server run by a former CIA agent who got caught spying for China? Like, this dude is a total badass but also got caught and now has to spend 10 years in prison. But get this, he’s still running the server from behind bars and is giving out lifetime polygraph tests to all the players.Join this server for the ultimate spy experience, where you never know who’s watching or listening in on your conversations. Plus, you’ll get to learn some top-secret CIA techniques while building epic structures and battling other players. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden government secrets along the way.
So come on, join the most secure and secretive Minecraft server out there. Just make sure you’re not a double agent in disguise, or you might end up in prison too. Let the espionage begin!
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Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server
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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!
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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
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come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).
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CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!
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CraftyLand: Where Pixels Rule, Free Builds, Noobs Welcome! #LandOfTheFree #MinecraftMadness
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous things can happen! Join now and experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.Are you looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore? Well, look no further because we have it all! Plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to witness some mind-blowing events like school shooters’ parents getting a 15-year prison sentence for giving their son a gun as a Christmas present.
But wait, there’s more! Imagine the drama when the boy, who received the gun as a gift, actually used it for a school shooting. Talk about a plot twist! And don’t even get us started on the school girl’s mother who lost her daughter in the tragic event – she definitely had some choice words for the boys’ parents.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest stories that only Minecraft can offer. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will unfold next!
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Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
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lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.
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CraftyShmonaRocket
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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!
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Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone
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join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
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Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀
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Welcome to Capy World!
A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!
Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!
What we offer:
Shopping District Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store! Spooky Vibes Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner. Safe & Sound We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect. Explore Easily Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation! Plan on Staying? Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon! Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided. Is there an age requirement? Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above. Can I build in the shopping district? Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district. How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!
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Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.
But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!
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””> International Break Minecraft SMP””
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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!
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CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍
blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful giftsJoin our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.
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BlockyLoveQuest
BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, VulnerabilityForget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!
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CraftyMarineMC Server
14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimescome join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?
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KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!
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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥