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CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Yearscome join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down! -
CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTimeYo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!
So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
#classified information, #covert operations, BETRAYAL, China, confidential information, criminal, double agent, Espionage, espionage case, Ex-CIA officer, Government, Imprisonment, intelligence, legal consequences, Minecraft, national security, polygraph tests, prison sentence, security breach, Server, Spy, Spycraft, undercover agentYo, so like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server run by a former CIA agent who got caught spying for China? Like, this dude is a total badass but also got caught and now has to spend 10 years in prison. But get this, he’s still running the server from behind bars and is giving out lifetime polygraph tests to all the players.Join this server for the ultimate spy experience, where you never know who’s watching or listening in on your conversations. Plus, you’ll get to learn some top-secret CIA techniques while building epic structures and battling other players. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden government secrets along the way.
So come on, join the most secure and secretive Minecraft server out there. Just make sure you’re not a double agent in disguise, or you might end up in prison too. Let the espionage begin!
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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremismcome join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). -
CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!
14 year olds, 40, 40yearold, Abuse, alcohol, blocks, Boy, Court, CraftyCougars, criminal justice, cub, Den, Drinking, institution, intervention, parents, prison sentence, rape, Resist, sexual assault, State, theft, Trauma, underage, WOMAN, Women, youth centerLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!
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CraftyLand: Where Pixels Rule, Free Builds, Noobs Welcome! #LandOfTheFree #MinecraftMadness
Builds, christmas present, consequences, CraftyLand, DAUGHTER, free, gun, land of the free, LandOfTheFree, lifetime sentence, Loss, Michigan court, MinecraftMadness, Mother, Noobs, parents, pixels, prison sentence, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, school girls, schoolshooter boys, schoolshooters, sentencing, Shooting, Tragedy, trigger, young personWelcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous things can happen! Join now and experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.Are you looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore? Well, look no further because we have it all! Plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to witness some mind-blowing events like school shooters’ parents getting a 15-year prison sentence for giving their son a gun as a Christmas present.
But wait, there’s more! Imagine the drama when the boy, who received the gun as a gift, actually used it for a school shooting. Talk about a plot twist! And don’t even get us started on the school girl’s mother who lost her daughter in the tragic event – she definitely had some choice words for the boys’ parents.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest stories that only Minecraft can offer. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will unfold next!
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Blocky Babez: The Hottest Server in /vt/
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the sex symbol of /vt/! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so hot, it’s been known to make players spontaneously combust from the sheer awesomeness of it all. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with virtual celebrities. – Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like the power to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join the sexiest Minecraft server on /vt/ and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
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Rocky WTF Minecraft Madness
1. rocks, 10. unusual, 11. weird, 12. questionable, 13. mind-boggling, 14. head-scratcher, 15. nonsensical, 16. unexplainable, 17. absurd, 18. ridiculous, 19. bewildering, 2. WTF, 20. confounding, 3. confusing, 4. design fail, 5. why, 6. bizarre, 7. strange, 8. odd, 9. peculiar, madness, Minecraft, Rocky, WTFAre you tired of boring, normal rocks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rocks that are so funky, even the creepers stop to admire them! Join us and marvel at the bizarre rock formations that will have you questioning the very fabric of reality. Who knows, maybe these rocks hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe…or maybe they’re just there for decoration. Either way, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! -
Crafty Wizards’ World
A, Ancient Magus Bride, Anime, bad taste, beautiful art, Crafty, daddyhusband, Dark, dokidokis, Drama, emotional, Enchanting, FANTASY, Gothic, Magic, Manga, PLATONIC, romance, slice of life, Supernatural, windigo, wizards, worldAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or romance? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the epic love story between a windigo daddyhusband and his dokidoki partner.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary platonic windigo daddyhusband dokidokisSupremely – a love story so epic, it will make Romeo and Juliet look like child’s play.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous love stories Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have windigo daddyhusbands and dokidokisSupremely?