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MineCellBlock69

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	396795	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	793	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Emeralds Found:	674
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	8379
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!