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MineCellBlock69

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1926	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Towns Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2699
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Towns Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	4993
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	124	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	3961
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Love at First Creeper

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8424	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!