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MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	7985	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	7954	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyCouplesCashCow

CraftyCouplesCashCow, different realities, dreams, ENTITLEMENT, envy, financial independence, friendship, Frustration, high standard of living, Jealousy, life experience, Lifestyle, managing expenses, privileged, reality check, Resentment, saving money, solo milestones, speaking my mind, Struggle, Support

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4007	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	237
Towns Built:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

PhoneSecretsCraft

Hidden Features, phone capabilities, phone functionalities, phone functions, phone mysteries, phone options, phone secrets, phone settings, phone shortcuts, phone tips, phone tools, phone tricks, PhoneSecretsCraft, smartphone hacks, smartphone mysteries, unknown features

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	4727
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6878

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden phone features that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a phone that can transform into a rocket ship and blast off into space? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Just find the secret code hidden in the depths of the Nether and watch your phone take flight!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever dreamed of using your phone as a magical wand to cast spells and defeat mobs? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just shout “Abracadabra” into your phone and watch as your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, how about using your phone as a time machine to travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs in Minecraft? It’s all possible on our server! Just dial the secret number on your phone and get ready for a Jurassic adventure like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the hidden phone features that will change the way you play Minecraft forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror

air defenses, Attack, Casualty toll, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, national security, Politics, president, Russian, Russian terror, SECURITY, Terror, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vilnyansk, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!

PixelatedLawsuit

character rights, copyright infringement, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal consequences, legal justice, legal precedent, legal protection, legal ramifications, legal recourse, legal rights, Legal System, likeness, Permission, PixelatedLawsuit, SUE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure of all time! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a talking potato as our mayor.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.

but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.