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PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, appreciation, Athletic, clothing, comfort, creep, elastic, fashion, fitting, gym, Leggings, long tail, material, Minecraft, Performance, Server, spandex, SpandexCraft, stretchy, tags, Thread, tight, yoga

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

GemCraft SMP – Mine Universe Gen

Aggie draw, archived threads., baseball, Cartoon Network, Crew blog, end of an era, Future OST, GemCraft, Gems, Gen, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee, Rebecca Sugar, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, steven universe, streamily, Universe, Unleash the Light, Writebin

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe General, where you can unleash the light and play baseball with gems in the outfield!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Ronaldo himself has a blog where he spills all the juicy secrets of Beach City. Plus, our OST composers will serenade you with tunes straight from the show.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself will be making appearances on Streamily, so you can chat with the mastermind behind it all. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale – get your hands on some exclusive gems before they’re gone!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Steven Universe on our Minecraft server and let the gem-tastic adventures begin! Join us now and become a part of the most epic gem-filled journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe!

SassySisMinecraftServer

adoption, Boundaries, Chronic illnesses, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dynamics, family intervention, infertility, mental health, overreacting, physical health, pregnancy hormones, pregnancy pressure, pressure to apologize, SassySisMinecraftServer, sibling relationships, sister-in-law drama, standing up for spouse, support system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting personal boundaries and health decisions! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Looking for a server where you won’t be pressured into having Minecraft babies? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re battling mobs or building your dream castle.

Join us and escape the drama of family feuds over virtual pregnancies. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for passive-aggressive behavior from sister-in-laws!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Remember, in our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are new friendships and epic creations!

LocksOutForRelatives

Boundaries, child behavior, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, extended family living, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family tensions, generational differences, household conflict, household rules, LocksOutForRelatives, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal space, privacy, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling theft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Join us if you’ve ever had to deal with pesky siblings or relatives invading your territory in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your cousin’s kid barges in and steals your enchanted diamond sword. Sounds familiar? Well, on our server, we provide locks for every player’s virtual door to keep those sneaky thieves at bay!

We’ve had players who’ve had their virtual gaming headsets stolen and found broken in their cousin’s virtual room. But fear not, we’ve got your back with our virtual locks to protect your virtual treasures.

Join us and experience the joy of building and crafting without the fear of invasion from unwanted guests. And hey, if your relatives accuse you of being overdramatic, just tell them it’s all part of the game! So come on over and lock up your virtual doors, because on our server, privacy is key!

RedditorFails Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, cringeworthy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, Humiliating, insecure, internet, internet culture, low self-esteem, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, Pathetic, Pitiful, redditor, RedditorFails, regretful, sad, seeking validation, Server, shameful, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Loot: Lifetime Supply Server

abundance, congratulations, consumerism, Crafty, dream come true, Fortunate, Grateful, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, last purchase, Lifetime, lifetime supply, Loot, lucky day, luxury item, Prize, retail therapy, Server, shopping spree, Supply, unexpected gift, unexpected surprise, winner

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Congratulations on winning a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought! Now imagine if that last thing was… diamond swords! Yes, that’s right, you’ll never run out of diamond swords on our Minecraft server. Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of flight. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is also home to a clan of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to serenade you with their explosive harmonies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IronDragonCraft

Animal Behavior, biology, CARNIVORES, discovery, evolutionary adaptation, flesh tearing, Indonesian wildlife, iron-tipped teeth, IronDragonCraft, King’s College London, Komodo dragons, LIZARD, natural history, predator, predatory species, reptiles, research, scientists, teeth structure, venomous bite, wildlife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	190
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchantments Applied:	262
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Komodo dragons with iron-tipped teeth roaming around! Yeah, you heard that right, these bad boys are ready to tear into flesh and cause chaos. But don’t worry, our players have tamed them and now they’re our loyal protectors. Plus, our scientists at King’s College London have been studying them and they found out some crazy stuff. So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world with deadly dragons and groundbreaking research, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the adventure begin!

ForeheadGainsCraft

aesthetic procedures, beauty enhancement, body enhancement, body modification, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, facial aesthetics, facial appearance, facial exercises, facial features, facial muscles, facial proportions, facial structure, facial symmetry, forehead muscles, ForeheadGainsCraft, grow taller, height increase, muscle growth, physical appearance, self improvement

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow!

FemCraft: Where Feminist Values Enhance Relationships

Enhance, FemCraft, feminism, feminism and sexuality, feminism in relationships, FEMINIST, feminist men, feminist perspective, feminist principles, feminist theory, feminist values, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender studies, heterosexual men, Masculinity, mutual respect, open communication, relationships, research, sexual desires, study, VALUES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we have like, feminist heterosexual men who are totally cool with their feminist values and their sexual desires, like, totally coexisting in harmony. it’s like, a magical land where everyone communicates openly and respects each other, even when they’re building giant phallic structures out of blocks. it’s, like, a utopia of equality and understanding, man. come join us and be a part of this epic journey to build a world where feminism and sexuality can totally get along. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join, right?

MineWither

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Server Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Friendly Cracked Lifesteal Ban Hearts Toxicity Vote Play IP PORT New Fun Growth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	1896
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

This a new cracked new lifesteal server– Lifesteal is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows players to steal hearts from one another when they’re killed, but beware, once you hit 0 Hearts, you’ll be Temporarily Banned from Lifesteal! and we promise you are going to ever get bored or find any toxicity as we want to grow our community friendly. You can join the server by using the IP- Mine.Wither.Best and PORT- 25565. If you like the server don’t forgot to vote on it and play regularly.

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