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PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Crafty Vtuber Server: NijiEN’s New Male Leak!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2162

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns and Yabbs Biggly is the ultimate troll!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and meet the one and only Yabbs Biggly who will make your gaming experience a real fucking problem for you Holochud bitches!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as you navigate through mind-bending obstacles, laugh-out-loud pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Realizations and Minecraft Shenanigans Collide

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up!

Join us for an EPIC adventure filled with LOLZY quests, INSANE challenges, and WACKY characters. You’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelmon – a rare creature that only the bravest players can capture. Will you be the one to MASTER the art of Pixelmon training?

So why wait? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft: Sanic’s Speedy Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you ready to run at the speed of sound and discuss ALL things Sonic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where we have Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow! That’s right, Neo himself is teaming up with the blue blur to take down Dr. Robotnik once and for all.

But wait, there’s more! 2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for a whole year of edgy hedgehog goodness. And don’t even get us started on the IHOP Sonic Promotion, where you can eat chili dogs just like Sonic himself.

Oh, and did we mention the Sonic Toy Party leak? It’s gonna be a blast, just like our server! Plus, we’ve got exclusive access to the Knuckles Series Trailer before it even hits YouTube.

Join us on our server for all things Sonic, from comics to games to mods. We’ve got it all, including a Pixel World where you can build your own Green Hill Zone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the Sonic the Hedgehog madness! Gotta go fast!

AccuseCraft: Where Drama and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. But that’s not all – the chicken statue started talking and giving out quests to other players! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where players can show off their best moves and win virtual tacos as prizes. Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to a group of friendly llama warriors who protect the land from evil creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky and wild Minecraft community!

RewatchCraft: Where every block is a plot twist!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find UNLIMITED possibilities and INSANE challenges!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you IMMORTALITY in the game! But beware, the bacon is guarded by a pack of Zombie Pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that loves to dance to EDM music all night long. Join the party and show off your best dance moves to impress the sheep and gain their BLESSINGS for your Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most EPIC adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Treeless Wasteland: Where Minecraft Trees Go to Die

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Capital Wasteland is the place to be! But seriously, have you ever wondered why there are no trees growing there? Well, on our server, the reason is because the creepers keep blowing them up every time they try to grow! It’s like a never-ending battle between nature and explosions.

But don’t worry, because on our server, we have diamond armor that can protect you from any creeper blast. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Capital Wasteland. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

SadNamasteCraft – Where even griefing is done with good vibes!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	1722	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some absolutely INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome that even Angry Rantman himself, aka Abhradeep Saha, used to play on it before he tragically passed away. His ghost still roams around, giving players tips on how to build the most epic structures.

2. Our spawn point is located in Nava Shevha, where the legendary Ranjeet used to rule with an iron fist. Join our server and you might just uncover hidden treasures left behind by this super famous ruler.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, creeper pigs that explode into confetti, and skeleton cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!