prison hobbies – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP
coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!
Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.
But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?
Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

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No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous
ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 145595258, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author
Welcome to the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!
So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

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New Server IP
CookieCraft SMP
PvE, Survival
CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.
play.cookiecraftsmp.com

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New Server IP
Deep End Divas Minecraft Server
deep, deep end, DIVAS, empowerment, equality, feminism, funny, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, humor, LAUGHING, Minecraft, satire, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Women, women’s humor, women’s issues, women’s perspective, WOMENS RIGHTS
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow in the best way possible!
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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Rejected 82K Minecraft SMP
82K, above 82k, bearish trend, cryptocurrency, financial markets, haha, investing, learn, low, market analysis, market psychology, market sentiment, Minecraft, price movement, price prediction, price speculation, REJECTED, resistance level, smp, speculation, support level, Trading, volatility
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of dirt in the server.
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
us.TexRich.ru:19132

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New Server IP
BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server
2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, Communication, Competitions, FAQs, fart cc, Info, Leagues V Teasers, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, Podcast Pilot EP2, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, The Curse of Arrav, The Future of OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of sheep start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about building a majestic castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hungry creepers? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of talking llamas. And don’t even get us started on our achievement diaries – completing them will give you powers beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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New Server IP
Real or AI Minecraft SMP?
4th wall breaking style, AI algorithm, Batgirl, controversy, dc comics, Deadpool and Wolverine, defamation suit, entertainment industry, Hollywood, lawsuit, legal battle, Marvel, Minecraft, Misogyny, movie industry, real, Rumors, ryan reynolds, she-hulk, shlock, smp, superhero comedy, tatiana maslany
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a superhero movie crossover! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle between She-Hulk and Deadpool as they fight over screen time. Will Tatiana Maslany come out on top or will Ryan Reynolds prove he’s the true king of the 4th wall breaking style?
But that’s not all! We also have secret vaults filled with deleted scenes, just like in the Batgirl movie. Who knows what kind of hidden treasures you’ll find in there. And if you join now, you might even get a chance to be a part of the defamation suit between Reynolds and Maslany. Who needs superhero powers when you have legal drama to keep you entertained?
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

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New Server IP
BudakMC
Afk, bedrock, BudakMC, Community, CONTENT, Explore, Fresh, Friendly, Friends, Immerse, java, Malaysian, MONEY, PvP, Server, Survival, Twist, Unique, Updates
Survival server with a unique twist, available in Java and Bedrock! Immerse yourself in a world where you can PvP, earn money, AFK and much more you can do, all in one place. Unlike other Malaysian Minecraft servers, this server is designed to foster a friendly community and help you make new friends. Look forward to the latest updates and fresh content from time to time to ensure there is something new to explore!
play.budakmc.fun:25571

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New Server IP
Born Too Late Minecraft Server
1970s, 70s fashion, Born, born too late, crime documentary, crime history, dark humor, dark past, Horror, Late, Minecraft, missed era, missed opportunity, murder spree, Nostalgia, psychological thriller, regret, serial killer, serial killer obsession, Server, Thriller, true crime, twisted nostalgia, vintage
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the 1970s, where serial killers roamed the streets in a bull run like no other! Join us for a killer time as you dodge psychopaths and try to survive in this crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have adrenaline pumping through your veins? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate thrill ride!

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New Server IP
Ink About It Minecraft SMP – Ika Musume De Geso
adorable, Anime, Cephalopod, comedy, cute, de geso, funny, geso, humor, Ika, Ika Musume, ink, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, marine life, Minecraft, Musume, quirky, sea creature, slapstick, smp, squid girl, tentacles, Underwater
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to collect as much ink as possible because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be like Ika Musume?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater civilization of squid people who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best squid puns. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted ink sacs guarded by a giant squid boss that you can only defeat by challenging it to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into a world of ink-sational adventures! Just don’t forget to bring your squid hat and ink-proof armor, things can get pretty messy around here. GESO!

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