🔥prison economy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletWineCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8217	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

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Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	1543	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	155
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HolyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want some holy hilarity! We’ve got Christian VTubers galore, spreading the good word while building epic structures and battling creepers with the power of prayer. Join us for some righteous fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Jesus riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on this divine experience, join our server now and let the blessings rain down upon you!

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7486	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8023
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6879
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders. Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!