New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

Prison Culture

  • CellBlockHumor

    CellBlockHumor
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.

    Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • MineCellBlock69

    MineCellBlock69
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • MinePrisonChallenges

    MinePrisonChallenges
    Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

    Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

    So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

    PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

    Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

    But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

    Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • ToiletWineCraft

    ToiletWineCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

    So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP