But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of this insane prison-themed Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just don’t get caught in cell block one, dude. It’s a whole other level of cray-cray.
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Cell Block Escape 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a crazy prison world! But don’t EVER let us catch you up in cell block one, or else you’ll be in for a world of hurt. -
CellBlockHumor
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!
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MineCellBlock69
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!
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Life in the Can Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.
And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.
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PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.
But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?
Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!
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Prison Pals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
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CellMateCraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft! -
ToiletWineCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?
So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!
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Pixelated Penitentiary: Where Crafting Meets Confinement
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be served prison food! Unless you want to, in which case we have a special “Prison Cuisine” plugin for all you hardcore roleplayers out there.Join us for a wild ride as we recreate the chaos of a real-life prison in Minecraft. Build your own cell with bars made of diamond blocks, or team up with other inmates to plan a daring escape using only pickaxes and TNT.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Escapee’s Paradise” minigame, where you must outsmart guards and avoid being caught in order to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden apples and rare mob spawners.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of prison life without actually getting arrested? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars – or better yet, break free and become a legend in the Minecraft world!