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PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	5287
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

#editorial, Bezos, controversy, corporate, crazy, criticism, Editors, influence, institutionalized bias, jeff bezos, Journalism, journalism ethics, journalism standards, Media, Media bias, Media Ownership, Minecraft, News, opinion, ownership, Server, WAPO, Washington Post

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	1070

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

advice, best investment advice, compound interest, diversifying investments, earning from investment, Financial Advice, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, invest, investment advice, investment strategies, investment tips, long term investments, Minecraft, money management, passive income, real estate investments, retirement savings, risk management, smp, stock market advice, successful investments, wealth building

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	3730
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, anger issues, antisocial behavior, bullying, emotional instability, firsties, harmful behavior, inferiority complex, Insecurity, madness, maladaptive coping mechanisms, mental health, Minecraft, PIXEL, psychological issues, PvP, retarded, self esteem, self-destructive behavior, Server, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, violence, violent tendencies

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

Argument, Board, controversy, criticism, debate, disagreement, dislike, emotional, gimmicky, internet, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, people, personally, piece of shit, reaction, Sensitive, smp, social media, triggered, Upset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	2194
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Towns Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

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WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6392
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

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Crafty Indies MC Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Crafty, ducks, indie streamers, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, indies, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, Vip, VOD archival, VOD Archive, youtube equivalent

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dimension Hops:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

Land, Minecraft, Oshi, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

behavior correction, behavior modification, behavioral correction, consequences, corrective action, corrective behavior, discipline, discipline method, discipline technique, Hand, hand punishment, hand slapping, hand slapping consequences, Minecraft, parental discipline, physical consequences, physical discipline, physical reprimand, punishment, Reprimand, Server, slap, Slap my hand, teaching a lesson

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6812	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	671748
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!