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  • Showerless Survival Saga!

    Showerless Survival Saga!

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    Welcome to Shower Dystopia: The Benevolent Overlord’s Realm

    🌪️ Dive into Chaos! 🌪️

    Do you ever ponder the fate of a civilization where kindness morphs into mistrust, and every good deed unravels into a web of unnerving conspiracy? Here, in Shower Dystopia, reality is an illusion you can break with a pickaxe, and your moral compass is just another block waiting to be deleted.

    🔮 The Enigma of the Unwashed

    What happens when a well-meaning maiden brushes against the jagged edges of desperation? Enter her world—a realm where showering is not just a necessity, but a gateway to becoming a pawn in someone else’s game. In this twisted Minecraft landscape, you must navigate your way through the emotional rubble. Can you avoid letting the desperation of others seep into your carefully constructed pixelated life?

    Features of the Server:

    Feature Description
    Homeless Havens Discover secret shelters where NPCs might just become more than characters.
    Compassionate Conundrums Make choices! Will your kindness lead to chaos or enlightenment?
    Suspicious Six-Packs Your gym pass doubles as an ancient artifact laden with moral weight!
    Invasive Flower Drops Beware of lurking players who might bring flowers to your base in hopes of infiltrating your inner sanctum!

    🚧 Warnings: Beware the Slippery Slope!

    Legend has it that once you invite someone in for a shower, they might never leave. It’s a ritual known to entrap the unsuspecting and send them spiraling down the rabbit hole of eternal dependency!

    🤨 The Conspiracy Exposed

    Join our ranks, where whispers of the government’s handouts morph into a digital currency!

      • Did you know? This server is rumored to have been banned in 12 countries due to its shocking narrative on human kindness and emotional entanglements. What are they afraid you’ll uncover?

    🎭 Testimonials from the Deep Abyss:

    “I invited him for a shower, and now he’s crafting a throne made of my indecision in my backyard! 🚪💀” – AnonymousPlayer1942

    “My gameplay transformed once I realized my heart was just another block in this server!” – ConfusedCrafter🌧️“

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions:

      • Q: Why is everything so unreliable here? A: Unreliability is the fabric of our world! Trust no one, least of all yourself.

      • Q: Can I change my mind about inviting people? A: Only if you sacrifice a diamond for every decision you reconsider—this is how it works.

    🌀 Secret Features:

      • Coincidental Coincidence: Sometimes you’ll find players randomly stating contradictory facts about shower hygiene practices or the merits of living homeless in Minecraft.
      • Nightmare Nights: Under the cover of darkness, players become one with the chaos—dark alliances or light-hearted prank wars await!

    🔔 The Call to Join!

    But wait! Before you log in, recall the words of the ancient wise one somewhere in the code: “Embrace the shower, or the shower will embrace you.” Do you have the courage to step into this carnival of chaos? Every click of your mouse is a choice, a gamble, a leap into uncertainty!

    Welcome, fellow settlers. Yet, as you carve out your existence here, never forget to wash your hands of normalcy. This is Shower Dystopia—where reality bends, and kindness meets its ironic fate in a whirlpool of absurdity. Will you float or sink?

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  • Chaos Cake Minecraft Server

    Chaos Cake Minecraft Server

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    🌟 Join the Mad Hatter’s Minecraft Realm! 🌟

    WELCOMENESS! The cows are flying and the trees are made of ice cream here in the land of Mario-craft! Ever wonder what it feels like to dig straight to the center of a chicken nugget? Now’s your chance! We celebrate your birthday with pickle balloons and mysterious noises at midnight! 🎈

    🚀 Server Features That Will Boggle Your Mind! 🚀

    Feature Description
    Invisibile Spawn Join the server where the spawn point is a legendary unicorn… or is it?
    Instant Lava Surprise Every 5 minutes, your screen turns to lava!!! Be ready! JUMP like a kangaroo!
    Teleportation Rebels Donkeys can teleport you! But be careful, they sometimes send you to the void.
    Haunted Crafting Table Every time you craft, there’s a 50% chance of summoning your ex that never sends postcards.
    Random Ghost Entity Watch out! Sometimes, a ghost named Jeff will haunt your house. He loves tacos!

    💬 What Players Are (Not) Saying! 💬

    “I once found a diamond in my burger under the sea. Totally orthodox!”

    “The spaghetti monster kept stealing my diamond pickaxe. It wasn’t even mine!”

    “I thought I was building a house, but it turned into a giant banana. Help!”

    “I tried to ride a llama, but the llama turned into a portal to another dimension. Oops!”

    ⚠️ Cryptic Message of The Day ⚠️

    When the moon eats waffles, time unravels. Beware the shadows of joyful grapes—there is truth in their silence. You are the box! Or maybe not.

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  • Cousin Crashers: Blocked Out!

    Cousin Crashers: Blocked Out!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Familial Disarray 🔥👾

    Welcome, brave souls, to a dimension where the laws of decorum are shattered, and the very fabric of familial loyalty frays at the seams. Here, in the chaotic expanse of Toxicfamilycraft, your Minecraft journey begins, steeped in dysfunction and absurdity. Will you be the one to rise against the tyranny of a family that screams for conformity, or will you fold like a paper crane into their woozy embrace?


    The Mad Circus of Social Norms 🎪

    Here’s where the real magic happens, or perhaps it’s just a freak show—your call! As you stroll through bridges made of broken promises and houses held together by the threads of resentment, prepare for:

      • Family Summits: Engage in verbal jousts that could either explode into drama or fizzle out in awkward silences.
      • Cousin Showdowns: Choose your weapon wisely! Will it be the Tonal Machete of Mendacity or the Sword of Distant Crying?
      • The Enabler’s Corner: Break it down with the wise old grandma who can influence with mere tears. Will you join ranks or go your own way?

    But wait—this isn’t just a server; this is a portal into the madness of family gatherings that warp reality itself! Here, shouting matches aren’t just a norm; they’re a feature.


    Gameplay Features of Catastrophic Proportions

    📜Feature 🔄Description
    Wedding Warfare Craft your own guest list—be ready to bear the wrath of 100 crying relatives!
    Conflict Crafting Forged in strife, create weapons that deal emotional damage with every swing!
    Stability Quests Gather resources with your fiancé and face your uncle’s misguided advice!
    Toxicity Zones Beware of cursed areas where relationships backfire and insults grow like weeds!

    Legends of the Undercurrent 🌪️

    Whispers echo in the dark, tales of a Wedding Crasher—a cousin haunted by her past tantrums and unresolved issues. Some say she’s an enigma, wielding anger like it’s her birthright! Witness her rise and fall through pixelated history!

    But shhh… don’t disturb the Secrets of the Crying Couch. Ancient artifacts believed to hold the power to enable or disable familial bonds. Use them at your own peril!


    Testimonials from the Unlikely 🌀

    "I joined this server expecting Minecraft but found a chaotic family reunion gone wrong!" — u/ socialawareness_2023

    "I tried to play nice, but somehow ended up crafting a family drama while mining diamonds!" — u/ plebeian_scribe

    "Who needs therapy when you have a wedding fight simulator?" — u/herbaltears


    Controversial Notices ⚠️

    Rumor has it, Toxicfamilycraft has been banned in 12 imaginary countries for encouraging therapeutic healing through digital family arguments. However, no one will ever tell you why! So, bend the rules and join our rebellious ranks!

    WARNING:Joining may lead to unspeakable conversations about your childhood and why you were "the weird one".


    The Cult of Self-Assertion 🚪

    Are you ready to step beyond familial toxicity and carve your own path? This is not just a game, but a revolution of pixels against oppression! Join now!

      • Bring your toxicity meter and your strongest arguments.
      • Bypass the naysayers and ready your battle cry!
      • Flee the enveloping chaos, or embrace it fully and discover your truth!

    Stand tall or fall submissive; there’s no middle ground in Toxicfamilycraft! What you choose will echo through your pixelated tombstone forever… or until the server resets.

    🧙‍♂️ Join us, and let the chaos unfold! 🧙‍♀️

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  • Insanitea

    Insanitea

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    InsaiTea is a friendly SMP server that mainly focuses on Survival and PvE.

    Survival world includes:Land claimingEconomyCustom MobsCustom ItemsCustom EnchantsCustom RPG Style Items with special effects and elementsRPG Leveling system and skillsCustom bosses amd mini-bosses (some with custom models using a texture pack)Player ShopsCratesand more!

    Alongside survival is an adventures guild where you can either PvE as a team in an arena or take up mini-dungeons and lairs to fight bosses.

    Discord server: https://discord.gg/BZhXqjdapjServer IP: 15.235.164.82Version: 1.19.2

    15.235.164.82

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  • Switched SMP

    Switched SMP

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    This server is a PUBLIC SMP where you can join/form and create countries! In doing so you can have economies, governments, wars, and all sorts of other stuff! Come join in on the fun! Join the discord to be whitelisted!

    51.81.53.210:25622

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  • GalaxyCraft .. Vanilla Without Vulture, Without Donat. Minecraft server

    GalaxyCraft .. Vanilla Without Vulture, Without Donat.  Minecraft server

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    GalaxyCraft .. Vanilla Without Vulture, Without Donat.

    craft.mcmagic.space

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  • Heroic Crarft

    Heroic Crarft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Heroic Craft is seeking active adult players 18+ and older for our Java hard mode economy smp. We offer grief and theft protection with the use of core protect. We have a few good data packs Installed like 1 person sleep Graves Lumberjack Infinitymend for bows Elytra chest plate Player and mob heads Just to name a few. We are on 1.19.2 Shopping district Starter supplies when you 1st join. Very active admins and players.

    209.192.163.154:25578

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  • Covellite

    Covellite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 51.81.172.123

    51.81.172.123

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  • Pirate Kingdom

    Pirate Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pirate Kingdom is a survival based server, aimed at PVE and building. There is a specialised PVP area, where players can fight and envoy events will occur. You can get crate keys to get special items from crates at spawn, and you can get kits from playing the game and they can be bought from the server shop. Building events will be hosted periodically for players to win special prizes.

    94.23.157.69:25585

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  • ExVine Grief Survival | IP: vineex.ru:25604 Minecraft server

    ExVine Grief Survival |  IP: vineex.ru:25604 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ExVine | Griferskoe server 1.20 – 1.20.51

    The server contains a lot of additional content for you, a bunch of giveaways and much more, you can only find it here:

    ✅ IP: evp.20tps.ru

    • Beautiful spawn.

    • Item buyer.

    • Clans and clan wars.

    • Griefing player bases with dynamite.

    • Resource store.

    • Player auctions.

    • Well-balanced donut, as well as donut cases.

    • Battles for Air Drops.

    • Parkour.

    • Top players.

    • Various promising works.

    • Beautiful and convenient PVP arena.

    • Constant promotions on our social networks.

    Come to ExVine! – he’s the only one!

    vineex.ru:25604

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  • Revival-Zombie

    Revival-Zombie

    New Minecraft Servers

    – Armas – Factions – More than 200 custom weapons – More than 15 ranks unlockable through /rankup – Crates – Custom warps, as well as nether and end – Auction House – Advanced economy system – Based on technical Minecraft – McMMO – Koth – Care packages every hour – Wishes – TEXTURE PACK CUSTOM!

    Revival-Zombie.lat

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  • War peace

    War peace

    New Minecraft Servers

    We Are A Great Growing Community Of War & Peace

    Simulating civilations, Create your own nation! Build it, Rule it, Grow it, Conquer!

    player ran economy, speacial ranks!

    88.198.80.129:8123

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  • play.SiegeRPG.net

    play.SiegeRPG.net

    New Minecraft Servers

    SiegeRPG is a classic hack-and-slash RPG with so many amazing features not seen in many other servers.

    play.SiegeRPG.net

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