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  • Gratitude Grinders Minecraft Server

    Gratitude Grinders Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Unhinged World of Everything Is Noodles Minecraft Server!

    Did you ever think about jumping into a kaleidoscope of madness? Well, you just did, because here in our server, the cows are plotting against the moon! Welcome! Grab your ice cream sandwiches & let’s mine some spaghetti!

    Server Features: (You won’t believe your pixelated eyes!)

    FeatureDescription
    Screaming SunsetsOur sunsets literally scream for joy, unless it’s Tuesday, when they cry instead.
    Invisible CreepersWhy see them when you can feel them? Surprise explosions as a fine art!
    Endless Sheep RevolutionWatch out! Sheep have formed a council and they are DEMANDING more grass!
    Potato Cannon WarsBake potatoes into cannonballs for FPS (French Fry Shooting) competitions!
    Enderdragon ClownsWho needs dragons when you can have colorful, oversized clowns who juggle diamonds?
    Griffin FarmingTransform your farms into Griffin paradises – giant birds that eat your neighbors.

    Player Reviews: (Because what is reality without opinions?)

    “The sheep took my shoes, and I can see the color of the wind!” – Confused Player #42

    “My dog started barking at the digital clouds, now we send each other memes.” – Ghost of Gravity

    “Flying chickens invade my nightmares. 10/10 would recommend.” – Platforming Potato

    “I traded my soul for a cookie, and now I’m addicted to staring at the walls.” – The Wall Whisperer

    WARNING: Proceed with Caution!

    Do not enter the underwater melon kingdom without a rubber chicken; you might get trapped in a tango of jellyfish. The llamas know your secrets, and eventually, they tell the fish! Who’s the real mastermind? We may never know.

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  • Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

    Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

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    Welcome to the One and Only Minecraft Madness!!! 🌈💥

    Are you ready to dive into a realm where time folds like origami and pigs fly with umbrellas?

    Server Features: Unbelievable and Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite TreesWatch them talk smack to you while you try to chop them down. Beware of the sap that makes you sing!
    Cursed BiomesStep into a swamp where your feet will turn to spaghetti and you’ll only be able to say “Banana!”
    Fridge MonstersThey’re cold, they’re hungry, and they’re FURIOUS that you never came by for a midnight snack!
    Creepers of FriendshipThese bad boys explode into a shower of confetti and broken dreams when you want someone to talk to.
    Random Anvil DropsJust like your resolve to make good choices in life, they’re relentless and can crush your hopes at any moment!

    Player Reviews: Pure Gold or Just Fool’s Gold? You Decide!

    “I once built a castle only for it to fly away. The dragons were not invited.” – Eggplant410

    “The llamas are plotting! I swear, I saw them knitting something ominous.” – PotatoKnight✨

    “Best way to make friends is to watch them burn in lava. Trust me.” – GhostlyMuffin

    “Sometimes, I wonder if I’m in the game, or the game is in me.” – RandomTornado

    The Final Countdown: A Warning You Probably Won’t Heed

    If you venture deeper into this pixelated paradise, remember: The cake is a lie, and so are your dreams. The End is nigh, and only the brave (or utterly mad) will survive.

    Join Us… or Don’t. The choice is but a mirage in the desert of confusion!

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  • Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

    Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

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    The Hollow Heist: The Server of Broken Promises and Haunted Friendships

    Introduction: Welcome to the Abyss

    Step right up! Welcome to the Hollow Heist, where friendships flake faster than a Minecraft villager under a rainstorm and excuses are more plentiful than diamonds hidden in the depths of a perilous cave. Here, you’ll discover a realm where co-dependency runs rampant, the term "friend" carries more baggage than a chest in an End City, and every block you mine is a reminder of the soul-crushing reality of toxic relationships! Are you ready to unearth the secrets beneath the surface?


    Features: A Landscape of Chaos and Emotion

    • Time Warp Calamity: Hours can fly by like Endermen in the night! Your friends might bail at a moment’s notice, only to reappear looking for sympathy after their dominant partner grants them a sliver of freedom.

    • A Token of Tears: Each player receives “The Heart of Cam,” a mystical, useless item that summons emotional breakdowns and endless excuses. The catch? It only activates every time someone else tries to make plans!

    • Ghost Town Zones: Enter the areas where friendships go to die! Discover abandoned realms littered with sad texts and forfeited hangouts, mirroring the abandoned hopes of players who thought they had tight-knit bonds!

    • The Great Understanding Experiment: Daily challenges where players must find the most convoluted reasons to excuse flakiness. The more absurd the reason, the higher your rank in this chaotic society. Care to explain a missing car with a ghostly twist? Go for it!

    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Shadows

    • "It’s like playing Minecraft but the only thing I mine is despair! Cam never shows up, but when he does, I’m locked in a never-ending cycle of ‘Ashley said this’!”Anonymous Specter

    • "Joining Hollow Heist felt like being sucked into a black hole of drama! Just don’t expect any rewards for loyalty."Crying Enderman

    Conspiracy Theories: Unraveling the Mystique

    Why does Cam keep falling into the ash heap of toxicity?

    • Legend says he’s a victim of The Curse of Ashley: a player who dominates with an iron fist, trading manipulation for affection. Can you break the cycle, or are you doomed to repeat history?

    Secret passages to freedom?

    • Only the bravest souls who tackle the Server of Non-Understanding can hope to find legendary lore that breaks the chains of toxic entrapment. Beware! Many have tried, and few have escaped the grasp of emotional sabotage!

    FAQs: Laugh, Cry, and Scratch Your Head

    • Q: Can I escape the grasp of Ashley? A: Maybe. But you might just find a new area of your life inexplicably tied up in her web. Enjoy your stay!

    • Q: Are there any safety measures to prevent flaking? A: Safety? This isn’t a therapy session; it’s a survival game! Flaking is the norm, darling!

    The Hidden Horrors Awaiting You

    This server was banned in 12 countries for its dangerously accurate portrayal of emotional turmoil. Join at your own risk! Will you forge your friendships among the chaos, or will you become yet another flake destined to drift aimlessly in the ether? The Hollow Heist beckons you into the liminal space of uncertainty—where loyalty turns to dust, and steadfast friendships crumble beneath the weight of unrealistic expectations!

    Join us, if you dare! You might just escape with a slice of sanity or be devoured by the darkness of camaraderie gone awry. Bring your pickaxe, and let’s dig into the disaster together!

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  • GF-Free Fun Time!

    GF-Free Fun Time!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

    Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

    We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

    I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

    Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!

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  • Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

    Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

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    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

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  • BroCraftAutismJustice

    BroCraftAutismJustice

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    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!

    On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.

    So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

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  • RichLifeMinecraftSMP

    RichLifeMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!

    But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!

    So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

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  • SplitTheCraftBill

    SplitTheCraftBill

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    Are you tired of splitting the bill on first dates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where the mobs split the bill for you! That’s right, every time you defeat a mob, they’ll drop a diamond to cover your expenses. No more awkward conversations about who pays for what, just pure, unadulterated mob-slaying fun!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where putin and fico are besties and hold secret meetings in moscow! watch as they build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and battle evil mobs together! join now to witness the most epic bromance in minecraft history! also, rumor has it that putin will give out free vodka to all new players who join! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • NukeCraftIranSummit

    NukeCraftIranSummit

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    lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Poke-Gate ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Poke-Gate ?

    New Minecraft Servers

    1. Pixelmon Reforged – Pixelmon Reforged is a popular Minecraft server that brings the world of Pokémon into the game. Players can catch, train, and battle with their favorite Pokémon in a vibrant and immersive world. With regular updates and a dedicated community, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar experience to Poke-Gate .
    2. Complex Gaming – Complex Gaming is another Minecraft server that offers a unique twist on the classic Pokémon experience. With custom plugins and features, players can enjoy a variety of challenges and events while exploring a dynamic world filled with Pokémon. If you enjoyed Poke-Gate , you’ll love what Complex Gaming has to offer.
    3. PokeFind – PokeFind is a Minecraft server dedicated to all things Pokémon. Players can embark on their own Pokémon journey, catch rare Pokémon, battle other trainers, and compete in tournaments. With a welcoming community and regular updates, PokeFind is a great choice for fans of Poke-Gate looking for a similar server experience.
    4. PokeSaga – PokeSaga is a Minecraft server that combines the best aspects of Pokémon with the sandbox world of Minecraft. Players can explore a vast world filled with Pokémon, build their own bases, and participate in exciting events and challenges. With a focus on community and creativity, PokeSaga is a great alternative to Poke-Gate for players seeking a similar experience.

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  • Horizon’s End

    Horizon’s End

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    Horizon’s End – A Nation-Building Multiplayer Experience in Space!

    IP: horizonsend.net

    An Expansive, Custom MapFeatures 7 systems and 18 worlds
    Land ClaimsSettlements, Nations, Space Stations
    Choose Your PathThe Possibilities are Endless
    Recent HighlightsPlayer achievements and server updates

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You can join the game at horizonsend.net
    What is the custom map like?The map features 7 systems and 18 hand-crafted planets for exploration
    Can I build custom starships?Yes, you can design your own starships for various purposes
    How do land claims work?You can stake claims on territories for settlements, nations, and space stations
    What can I do in the game?The possibilities are endless – from city building to starship combat

    For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

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  • Germanic Catastrophe 1.20.6

    Germanic Catastrophe 1.20.6

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    Yo, bro, forget about Hitler and all that history crap! Join our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where we can all chill and have a good time without any genocides or world wars!

    We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

    Plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt that will blow your mind!

    So why waste time thinking about Hitler when you can join our server and create your own epic adventure that will go down in Minecraft history as the craziest and most fun ever! Let’s do this, bro!

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