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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4470 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 174 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Animals Bred: | 117 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.