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WeddingCraft vs. FuneralCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, celebration, compromise, cousins, estranged, family, father in-law, Funeral, FuneralCraft, hypothetical, irish, milestone, Minecraft, prioritising, relationship, second hand, Server, sister, Wedding, WeddingCraft, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	773606

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected obligations!

Picture this: You’re at your sister’s wedding, having the time of your life, when suddenly your wife drops the bomb that her estranged aunt is on her deathbed. And guess what? She expects the whole family, including the kids, to drop everything and attend the funeral the next day. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Find out if you’re the a-hole for wanting to stay at the wedding and party the night away instead of mourning a relative you barely know. Will family ties be stronger than party vibes? Join our server to find out!

Experience the ultimate test of family loyalty and wedding drama on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	289	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Votes:	7057	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	969221	Void Armor Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	8991
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1867
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5420

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	223943
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5569	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3101	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!