Priorities MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BedRockBracesSplit

sister, braces, BedRockBracesSplit, financial decisions, MONEY

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual world where you are the center of attention.

On our server, you can create the coolest new bed for yourself without anyone telling you what to do with your money. No more being guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned cash for someone else’s braces. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you are the star!

Forget about being called selfish or a dick by your sister – on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your domain. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, freedom, and fabulous new beds. Who needs clear braces when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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ChildCraft Minecraft Server

Protection, parenting, Nurturing, unconditional love, Selflessness

Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds and emeralds for your Minecraft child? Look no further, because on our server, we have a magical currency system where you can sacrifice your unwanted dirt blocks instead! Your child will still be happy and you get to keep your shiny treasures, it’s a win-win situation!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can be used to buy the rarest items in the game. But be warned, the Golden Chicken is fiercely guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their precious poultry friend.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the skies. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride a flying pig into battle against hordes of zombie villagers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

provide for family, Business, sports games, missed events, baseball

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

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TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

sister, insensitive, family, Minecraft, trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

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SingleCraft Minecraft Server

Happiness, Long-term goals, Minecraft, relationships, personal choice

Are you tired of being the only single player in your Minecraft world? Do you feel like all the villagers are judging you for not settling down? Well, fear not, because on our server, being single is celebrated! Join us and embrace the freedom to mine, build, and explore without any nagging spouses or demanding children. Who needs a diamond ring when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. Join them for a night of dancing, potion-drinking, and zombie pigman karaoke. You’ll never look at those little guys the same way again.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves nothing more than to sneak up on unsuspecting players and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. So if you’re looking for a thrill, a laugh, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our server. Who needs a spouse when you’ve got all this excitement waiting for you?

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VacayVetoed: FamilyFirstOrFail

Trust, Priorities, Disappointment, Planning, vacation

Are you tired of being treated like an afterthought? Join our Minecraft server where you will always be a top priority! Just like how your boyfriend’s family always expects him to drop everything for them, we will drop everything to make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about your canceled vacation, join our server and embark on a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about real life drama. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend endless hours building, exploring, and battling mobs with us?

Don’t be left feeling unimportant like the rental car your boyfriend had to pay for, join our server where you will be valued and appreciated for the Minecraft master that you are. Say goodbye to feeling low on someone’s list of priorities and say hello to a community that will always have your back.

So, are you ready to leave all the drama behind and join a server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle? Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together!

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WeddingWars Minecraft Server

Marriage, Scheduling, Understanding, guilt trip, financial burden

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to skip their sister’s wedding because it fell on a “maybe” weekend for them. Little did they know, their family would unleash a storm of guilt trips and accusations, making them question their every move. But fear not, on our server, you can skip weddings without any consequences! Plus, we have dragons. Yes, you heard that right. DRAGONS.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your family’s drama, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can slay dragons and build epic castles with your virtual friends? Let the adventure begin!

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NoDiamondsNeeded

Dream car, Priorities, materialism, Investments, luxury

Are you tired of spending all your lottery winnings on boring stuff like fancy cars and exotic vacations? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your winnings on something truly epic – virtual blocks!

Imagine building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, or riding a pig through a lava-filled obstacle course. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its hidden location and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your lottery winnings on boring real-world purchases when you could be living it up in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join us today and start building your wildest dreams!

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MineRich Minecraft Server

materialism, long-term thinking, social comparison, Server, Investments

On our Minecraft server, the main difference is whether you have a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or not! Join us and show off your virtual bling while mining for precious resources. Trust us, the creepers will be green with envy.

We have a secret underground vault filled with virtual gold blocks that only the elite players can access. Rumor has it that Steve himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge anyone who dares to try and steal his treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Just be careful, they’re known to be a little…colorful.

So why settle for just appearing rich when you can actually be wealthy in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual riches!

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HubbyHuntersCraft

appreciation, quality time, Support, Help, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize fun and teamwork over everything else! Just like this player’s husband, we work hard to provide a great gaming experience for our players. But unlike this husband, we won’t leave you hanging when you need help!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that always has your back. We won’t bail on you for a random drive around town with a new player – we’re committed to making sure you have a great time, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our players will always have your back. No need to feel like an afterthought here – we value each and every player and make sure everyone feels important and included.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left high and dry like this poor player. We promise you’ll have a blast and feel like a top priority every time you log on!

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