PrinterMC Server Information
Printer SMP is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a twist!
Join PrinterSMP now and hop on our discord for updates on upcoming events!
play.printermc.com
Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.
So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can beat him in a joke-off, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wild!
On our server, you can create a virtual paradise free from pesky in-laws and their questionable taste in decor. No more surprise American flags on your front porch or passive-aggressive comments about your need for control. Take back your power and design your own world, where you make the rules!
Plus, with our server, you can escape the chaos of real life, whether it’s dealing with recovering alcoholics or overbearing family members. Let off some steam by building, mining, and exploring in a stress-free environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some like-minded players who understand the struggle of maintaining boundaries with in-laws.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Build the home of your dreams and leave the drama behind. Because in this virtual world, you’re the boss, and no one can tell you what to do. Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, and American flags are optional. See you in the game!
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the ins and outs of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Our library is stocked with the best books on the subject, guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about getting down and dirty in the virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary tales of players who have mastered the art of seduction and skill in Minecraft. From epic battles to steamy romances, you never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?
we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!
first off, did you know that scientists have discovered that an attenuated virus can help eliminate cancer in mice? yeah, you heard that right! and guess what? on our server, we have a secret lab where we use this virus to make our players invincible! that’s right, no more dying in Minecraft, you’ll be unstoppable!
not only that, but mice treated with this virus on our server are more resistant to developing tumors later in life. so not only will you be a Minecraft pro, but you’ll also be healthier than ever before! who knew playing Minecraft could be so beneficial for your health, right?
oh, and did I mention that this virus (LCMV) works and is safe even in mice with suppressed immune systems? well, on our server, we’ve taken it a step further and made it so that you’ll never get sick again! say goodbye to those pesky colds and flus, because on our server, you’ll be immune to everything!
so what are you waiting for? join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate gaming superhero! trust me, you won’t regret it!