Principals Office MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DetentionCraft SMP

teacher reprimand, school consequences, Breaking Rules, DetentionCraft, detention

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

smp, EMBARRASSING, Childhood, troublemaker, principals office

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

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CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

chinese mom, cry, pass class, self esteem, ap english

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

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MinePlasticSurgCraft

Facial contouring, plastic surgery, non-surgical nose job, lip reduction, cosmetic surgeries

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blocky boi? Well, on our server, we offer cosmetic procedures that will have you looking like a pixelated supermodel in no time! From diamond facials to emerald nose jobs, we’ve got you covered. Join now and turn heads in the virtual world with your stunning new look!

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Piggy Transplant Fun Server

genetic engineering, organ rejection, Gene therapy, transplant, Precision medicine

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where pigs are genetically modified to give u kidneys? well, look no further cuz our server got u covered! imagine having a pig kidney in ur body, functioning like a champ and making u feel like a million bucks.

join us and experience the thrill of having a pig kidney that has undergone 69 gene edits to reduce rejection by ur body. u’ll be cutting creatine levels like nobody’s business and feeling healthier than ever before.

so come on, join our server and let those gene-edited pig kidneys work their magic on u. who needs dialysis when u can have a pig kidney doing all the heavy lifting for u? it’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it!

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Classic Prison

Prison, non-op, modern gameplay, warzone, classic

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

Connect with Us
Website	https://dnmc.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer	https://youtube.com/shorts/JkXOQL9obMI?si=0mjpm0Hx8Yyp4wj_

OG Classic Prison experience with a mix of old-school features and modern gameplay. Ideal for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with fresh updates.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the IP “dnmc.net” and Port “19132” in your Minecraft Bedrock edition.

2. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

3. Are there PvP events on the server?

Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

4. Can I earn rewards through fishing?

Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

5. How do I connect with the community outside of the game?

You can join the server’s Discord community for discussions, announcements, and more. Visit https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB for the Discord server.

Epic Craft Realm 1.21

Respond, Epic, downvotes, admins, Fresh

>Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like my Reddit account being hacked and shadow-banned for no reason! >Experience the thrill of trying to reset your password and getting hit with “403 error” every time, just like a creeper blowing up your house! >Interact with other players like my new Reddit account that can’t get any upvotes or downvotes, just like being stuck in a block of obsidian! >Submit an appeal to our admins and wait forever for a response, just like waiting for Reddit admins to actually help you out! >Join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience, just like my life after my Reddit account got hacked!

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BlockbusterCraft

top movies, iconic movies, unforgettable movies, classic cinema, Top Picks

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory! Imagine watching Titanic with Steve and Creeper in the front row, or Jurassic Park with a bunch of Endermen munching on popcorn. It’s a cinematic experience like no other! So come join us and let’s watch some movies together, Minecraft style!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Losses, Peacekeeping, Asia-Pacific, Server, Alliance

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with a twist – NORTH KOREAN TROOPS ARE INVOLVED. imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong Un himself as you battle it out in the trenches of Kursk. who will emerge victorious? only one way to find out – JOIN US NOW! also, did we mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yep, it’s a thing. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server today!

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CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU

European Market, Automotive Sales, sales decline, Europe, spain

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.

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