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PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

juvenile, childhood memories, detention, funny, principals office

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

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CheerCraftCentral

reliable confidant, supportive family, happiness booster, Thoughtful gestures, positive vibes

Looking for a place to escape the real world and have a blast with your pals? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

Need a break from the stress of daily life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh with your friends. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will always know how to cheer you up, whether it’s with a well-timed joke or a ridiculous prank.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of laughter, friendship, and chicken shenanigans!

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HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

Hezbollah leader, Political, ZainabGoneBoom, War, Zainab Nasrallah

lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

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Blocky Ghetto Shootout

Urban violence, socioeconomic status, Crime Prevention, systemic racism, homicide rates

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

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Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

Model Viewer, Builds, Ann-Sivir-sary, league of legends, loud

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

weary of, smp, Vexed, exasperated, I’M

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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AuntieSlayin’Craft

sibling rivalry, childhood development, sibling conflict, discipline, teaching empathy

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

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FearlessCraft SMP

fear, fear of change, Fear of public speaking, personal growth, fear of spiders

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

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CraftyMorningFun

coffee, morning routine, meditation, Peaceful, Exercise

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

Government, Precaution, MIDDLE EAST, Report, SECURITY

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

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