princess beach Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4653	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6862	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9093	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	787	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5506	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.