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CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alien Abductions:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	4326	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds