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MedievalSurvivor Minecraft SMP

Medieval Times, ancient living, medieval challenges, MedievalSurvivor, medieval village

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this, you’re chillin’ in this medieval village for like 3 years, right? And like, there’s no modern tech at all! No iPhones, no TikTok, nothin’! How do you even survive, bro? But wait, there’s a twist! You can join this lit Minecraft SMP where you can build your own modern tech in this medieval setting! Like, you can make a diamond iPhone or a redstone-powered TikTok machine, it’s wild, man! Plus, there’s this crazy legend that if you reach the highest level in the SMP, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the real world and escape the medieval village! How bonkers is that?! So come join us, fam, and let’s get crafty in this wacky world together! #MedievalTechSMP #EscapeTheVillage #RedstoneTikTokMachine

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Elementary Quests 1.20.3

Random facts, survival skills, self-sufficiency, Elementary, Quests

Bro, if you wanna flex your elementary knowledge in a world where you might get sent to a more primitive place, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

We got crazy challenges that will test your basic survival skills and make you feel like you’re living in the Stone Age.

Plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll actually get sent to a more primitive world and all that elementary knowledge will finally pay off.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your survival skills and maybe even become the king of the cavemen on this server!

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Bushcraft Survival

Wilderness Survival, primitive living, bushcraft camping, Woodcraft, survival tips

1.21 Economy based Australian smp with grief prevention and rankup. Includes plugins like essentials and gui shop to enhance gameplay.This is a laid back family friendly server for people to chill out. Still in beta currently.

Skills, Rankup, Graves, Gui Shop, Auction House, Grief Prevention

bushcraft.mccc.me:26341

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Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

emotions, imagination, CREEPERS, misunderstood, colors

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

blocks, Social Skills, self-presentation, dating advice, self-confidence

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

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Cunt Bread Crafters: Where We Bake Up Hilarious Adventures!

shock value, empowerment, Adventures, Food, Bread

Welcome to our fantastical Minecraft server where the main objective is to post bread from your…well, let’s just say a very unexpected location. Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box…or in this case, outside the bread box!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?

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Overcraft 2: Mining for Memes!

video games, Updates, overwatch, Community, multiplayer

Are you tired of getting pwned in Overwatch 2? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky pros! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own base, fighting off creepers, and trolling your friends with TNT traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.

So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Minecrafty Impact – Where Genshin meets Minecraft in a LOLzy way!

meets, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Barbara, Wiki, minecrafty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!

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CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!

traffic, Transportation, protest, Frustration, Domination

Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos!

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MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

Industry, Plot, trend, world, Audience

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

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