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FishyBusinessCraft

ancient fishing, fish abundance, fish catching, fish hunting, Fishing, fishing equipment, fishing history, fishing in ancient times, fishing in history, fishing in the past, fishing methods, fishing rods, fishing techniques, Fishing tools, fishing without modern tools, fishing without rods, FishyBusinessCraft, prehistoric fishing, primitive fishing, survival skills, traditional fishing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where fish literally jump out of the water and into your inventory! no need for fishing rods, just stand by the water and watch the fish fly into your hands like magic! it’s like a fishy fireworks show every time you play! plus, rumor has it that if you catch enough fish, you’ll unlock the secret underwater kingdom where mermaids and dolphins throw epic parties every night. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into our server and start catching fish like a pro!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6932	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	6460

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2921	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8642	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1631
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	136
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Buildings Constructed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2097	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3463	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	3893	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!