primitiva – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ZombieCraft: Death Doesn’t Make You a Saint

death, doesnt, Saint, ZombieCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy workplace story! Join us for a chance to encounter virtual coworkers like Leah, who may not like you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, we won’t make you sign any sympathy cards for them!

Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual coworkers about their trash talk and disability accusations. Will you stand up for yourself like this brave player did, or will you choose to take the high road and ignore the haters? The choice is yours on our server!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a ghostly Leah haunting the virtual aisles of our home improvement store. Will you sign her ghostly sympathy card or continue to stand your ground? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a workplace experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

“I wish I hadn’t said that”, awkward, blunder, CraftyFool, cringe, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, Gaffe, hindsight, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, Oops, regret, regretful, regretful comment, regretful remark., Regrettable, remorse, Server, social faux pas, thoughtless, verbal slip

Hey fellow Minecrafters, ever had a moment where you accidentally told a creeper your deepest secrets? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that because our creepers are actually friendly and just want to trade diamonds for cookies! Join us for a chance to have hilarious “I wish I hadn’t said that” moments with our quirky NPC villagers who have a tendency to spill all your embarrassing secrets to everyone in the village. It’s a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of regret. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!

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Block Breakup Bash

Bash, BLOCK, Breakup

Well, if you’re looking for a place to heal your broken heart and have a blast at the same time, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for some post-breakup therapy in the form of building giant heart-shaped structures, battling mobs with your ex’s name, and unleashing your inner creativity in our grief-themed building contests. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to blow up all those memories? So come on, join us and let’s turn that heartbreak into block-breaking fun!

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ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

Everyones, full, ShitCraft, Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

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ProMC

Minecraft Survival Creative PvP Roleplay Minigames Economy Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Bedrock Java Redstone Building Exploration Events Plugins Community, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ProMC!

Dive into a world where your imagination is the limit, and every block is a story waiting to unfold. ProMC is not just a server; it’s a community, a playground, a place where you can forge your own path and create lasting memories.

Explore vast landscapes Craft to your heart’s content Engage in thrilling adventures Meet players from around the globe

Join us now and start your ProMC journey today!

We can’t wait to see the mark you leave on ProMC. Let the adventure begin!

Play.ProMineCraftWith.Me:6907

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Kedix

Development, Discord, Kedix, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Skywars

Currently in development, it is a Minecraft server with Skywars and Skyblock game modes. Join our Discord server for more information:

https://discord.gg/86ptG9bjH3

65.109.114.82:27592

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Military Political server Minecraft

Achievements, advice, alliances, Army, Battles, Clans, Community, Diplomacy, Donations, Economic, Economy, Empire, Infrastructure, Military, Military-Political, Military-Political Battles, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Political, political events, PvP, sanctions, State-building, Survival, Tactics, Vanilla

? | Military Political Minecraft is a new generation of military-political servers with its own characteristics and subtleties.

✨ | Build and develop your state: become the ruler of a powerful empire, solve economic issues, develop infrastructure and manage the fate of your nation.

? | Take part in military conflicts: form your army, plan attack and defense tactics, wage epic battles with other states and conquer territories.

?‍⚖ | Carry out policies: conclude treaties and alliances, enter into diplomatic negotiations, create sanctions and agreements with other states.

? | In addition to all this, we offer an active community where you can communicate with like-minded people, share your achievements, discuss current political events and receive advice from experienced players.

✅ | Join us to plunge into the exciting world of military-political battles Minecraft!

mc.politicalmine.ru

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JewCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, coexistence, compassion, cultural appreciation, dialogue, Diversity, Empathy, forgiveness, Harmony, Humanity, Israel, Jewcraft, Jews, love, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, religious tolerance, Server, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who stumbles upon this woolly wonder?

And if all that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, we also have regular events like llama races, potato sack races, and even a weekly dance-off competition. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just fall in love with Jews and Israel along the way!

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PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, COSPLAY, digital avatar, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, media sensation, merchandise, Minecraft, Online Community, online personality, PixelPleasure, Popularity, Server, sex symbol, Virtual idol, virtual world, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we have been crowned the sex symbol of /vt/ (virtual thots) community! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual thots, pixelated parties, and scandalous shenanigans.

Our server is so hot, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Build your dream pixel palace, battle it out in epic PvP matches, or just chill with your virtual thot friends in our exclusive VIP lounge.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on in and experience the sexiest Minecraft server in all the land. Just remember to bring your pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get steamy!

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Mom’s Drink Tab Minecraft Server

apologies, bar behavior, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, drink, drink orders, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, family dynamics, family relationships, financial responsibility, girlfriend dynamics, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moms, money management, public embarrassment, Server, sibling dynamics, social gatherings, social situations, Tab, tab sharing

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone sneaking drinks onto your tab? Look no further! Join our server where we have strict rules against adding drinks to other players’ tabs without permission.

Imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of someone racking up a huge bill in your name. Our server is a safe haven for those who value proper bar etiquette and respect for others’ finances.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining without the added stress of unexpected bar tabs. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures while you’re at it! So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other.

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