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SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3973	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

SecretSquirrelMC SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	96442	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Emeralds Found:	1086

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1090
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6774
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!