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Eagles at Rams SMP Minecraft Game Night #4

Eagles, Edition, Entertainment, football, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, matchup, Minecraft, NFC, nfc east, NFC West, NFL, night, Philadelphia, Primetime, rams, refball, Rivalry, smp, snf, sports, sunday night football

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, there’s a dragon guarding it who only speaks in riddles and challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

But that’s not all! We have a custom plugin that turns all mobs into friendly pandas who will follow you around and do your bidding. Want a panda army to take on your enemies? You got it! And don’t even get me started on the giant flying chickens that drop loot chests wherever they go.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

#exciting, baltimore, better, BlockyBucs, BlockyRavens, Bucs, Competition, Defense, football, Game, Game thread, interceptions, Minecraft, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, night, Offense, Primetime, quarterbacks, ravens, Shit post, smp, sports, Tampa Bay, touchdowns

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

BioMod Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, biology, BioMod, CHANGE, Development, Enhancement, Evolution, Function, futuristic, genetics, human body, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, Modification, Physical, redesign, Science, smp, structure, Technology, transformation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCraze: Digging Deeper!

Addictive, BIZARRE, Captivating, CraftyCraze, Curiosity, deep dive, Deeper, Digging, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, hidden gems, Immersive, INTERESTING, internet, Mysterious, Obscure, ONLINE, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, time wasting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever fallen into a Minecraft pit so deep, you ended up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, welcome to our server, where the rabbit holes are as deep as your mom’s lasagna and twice as cheesy!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows, and building a castle made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But beware, once you join our server, you might never want to leave. Rumor has it that players who log off end up getting sucked into their computer screens and living out their days as pixelated warriors in the Minecraft world. So come on in, the water’s lava!

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!

Pixel Cash Kingdom

american history, cancelled cards, carrying cash, Cash, cash reserves, cash transactions, credit cards, currency security, debit cards, financial risk, financial safety, Financial Security, hard currency, Kingdom, money management, payment methods, personal finance, PIXEL, plastic cards, Safety, US population, wallet contents, wallets

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that all the players are actually carrying around huge stacks of diamonds in their virtual wallets. it’s like, the safest time in minecraft history to be carrying around all this bling, cuz no one can cancel your diamonds at a moment’s notice. join now and be the richest player in the game, cuz who needs plastic cards when you can have stacks on stacks of diamonds, amirite? come join the fun and show off your bling bling skills on this insane minecraft server!

Leopard Roar Server

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal identification, animal research, animal study, big cats, Biodiversity, conservation, Identification, Leopard, leopard roar, predator, research, Roar, Server, species, study, unique roar, vocalization, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Farms Harvested:	187	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6841	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server and all the leopards have their own special roars, like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of animal kingdom vibes in this pixelated world. you gotta join just to hear all the crazy roars and be like “oh snap, that leopard is definitely Steve’s pet because of that wild roar!” it’s like a game within a game, man. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a leopard with the rarest roar, you unlock a secret level with unlimited diamonds and cake. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that madness?! join now and let the leopard roars guide you to victory, or something like that.

Pixel Craft Smp

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

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Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	123
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Server	IP	Port
Java	172.81.129.226	25568
Bedrock	172.81.129.226	25568

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About Mac Land

Mac Land is a survival server with an old-school SMP feel. Expect PvP, a nice atmosphere, quirky elements, and an active community.

Community Plugins

Our server has community-requested plugins such as Terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, an RP sit feature, and more! We strive to offer a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience for our players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been running?

Answer: The server has been running for a couple of weeks.

Question: Is the community friendly?

Answer: Yes, we have a friendly and chaotic small community that welcomes new players.

Question: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

Answer: You can engage in PvP, survival gameplay, explore custom structures, participate in RP events, and more.

Question: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Answer: Our server has standard rules for respectful gameplay. Be sure to read the rules upon joining.

Question: How can I get more involved in the community?

Answer: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, bleached fetish, Ethereal, fetish coping, fetish counseling, fetish elimination, fetish eradication, fetish healing, fetish help, fetish intervention, fetish management, fetish recovery, fetish rehabilitation, fetish support, fetish treatment, getting rid of fetishes, mental health, overcoming fetishes, personal growth, Quests, raceplay fetish, self improvement, therapy for fetishes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
New Chunks Explored:	199310	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

Backlash, controversy, criticism, hate, Minecraft, misunderstood, Opinions, public opinion, reception, smp, thought, Underrated, unpopular, was

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?