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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9863 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5352 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Votes: | 474 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!
If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!