primed Minecraft Servers

primed Minecraft Servers

  • GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed

    GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3813
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Void Armor Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to flex those virtual muscles like a retired bodybuilder on steroids? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for some heavy resistance training in Minecraft and watch your in-game muscles grow bigger than your ego. Forget about those weaklings doing moderate-intensity training, we’re all about that hardcore grind here.

    Our server is like the fountain of youth for your Minecraft character. You’ll be leaping across mountains and slaying mobs like a boss in no time. And the best part? The gains you make from our HRT sessions will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the swolest player in the Minecraft universe. Your in-game muscles will thank you later.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Are you ready to mine??

    Crafty McCraftface: Are you ready to mine??
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1571
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our epic quests. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SufferCraft: Build Character!

    SufferCraft: Build Character!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7032
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 New Chunks Explored: 82957
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5670
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magic Items Found: 1485

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

    Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6758
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 975
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 691
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 714
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2290
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Dragon Eggs Found: 1064
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 8092
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Zombie Dances: 6 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8731
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Dimension Hops: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4960
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7057
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5976
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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