Prime Minecraft Servers

Prime Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Truths Minecraft Server

    Crafty Truths Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2628
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!

    Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.

    Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • BoostedViralVaxRSV

    BoostedViralVaxRSV
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7263
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Farms Harvested: 468 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well this server is like that one time i ate a whole cake in one sitting, except even more epic. we got systemic prime mucosal boost that will make u feel like u can take on the ender dragon with one hand tied behind ur back.

    our bivalent RSV influenza viral vectored vaccine is so powerful, it will make u invincible in pvp battles. imagine being able to shoot fireballs from ur hands and summon lightning bolts to strike down ur enemies. that’s just a taste of what this server has to offer.

    join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but if u do, then come on in and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MetriCraft: The Prime Server – where Metroid fans unite to prove the haters wrong! #minecraft #overrated #lolzy

    MetriCraft: The Prime Server – where Metroid fans unite to prove the haters wrong! #minecraft #overrated #lolzy
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3909
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of hearing all the hype about Metroid Prime? Come join our Minecraft server and leave those overrated space adventures behind! Our server is so epic, even Samus herself wanted to trade in her power suit for a pickaxe. We have custom-built worlds that will make your jaw drop faster than a Chozo artifact. And forget about boring old bosses like Ridley and Mother Brain, we’ve got creepers and zombies that will make you wish you had your own arm cannon. So say goodbye to Metroid Prime and hello to the most legendary Minecraft server in the galaxy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prime Kingdom

    Prime Kingdom
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3477
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Animals Bred: 151 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello people from earth and other planets, Prime Kingdom is looking for new and dedicated players to join our wonderful community! We are very close community that likes to play together to make big projects and just goof around.

    Who are we?

    We’re a small community established back in 2020 at the start of the pandemic, since then we’ve seen a lot of people come and go, but some stayed for longer :D. We value strong vanilla experience so here you won’t find: Dynamap, teleports, ranks or anything that is P2W. On our server everyone is equal no division between moderators admins and players, everyone is a member straight away and their opinion matters.

    Datapacks

    Even though we aim for vanilla experience we have a few datapacks to add some extra bits to the server, you can see the full list below: AfkDisplay, Anti enderman grief, Armor statues, Coordinates Hud, Double shulker shells, Dragon drops elytra, her head and her not yet born baby still in the egg, Gem villagers, More mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Netherportal coords, Player head drops, Silence mobs, Track statistics like play time or number of deaths, Treasure gems to trade with the gem villagers, Hermitcraft heads sold by wandering traders (We do not question how he got them). Custom trophy’s/collectibles

    Who are we looking for?

    We’re looking for everyone young, old, new, experienced player, girls, boys, humans, aliens, demons, orcs, elves, and everything that falls in between and beyond. As long as you will be active and you’ll behave somewhat mature then you’ll welcome in our lovely community.

    Friendly Friday!

    Gather up together up with the community Friday evening to work on community projects or help each other with personal projects :D! After we’ve done some work it’s time for some fun, and we begin the game night, where we play party games together! We murder each other in among us, or make fun of each other’s art during gartic phone, and many more ^-^.

    Few rules

    Mostly use your common sense and you’ll be fine, stealing griefing, cheating is a ban straight away. Any sort of discrimination will not be tolerated. Follow the gentleman rule, that means if there’s a door that requires code or a key to enter it don’t try to bypass those. The rule you break it, you fix it. If you want to prank someone and it will include griefing some of their terrain or possibly losing items, be ready because you might have to help fix the damage and possible replace the items that have been lost. In case of any questions or uncertainties feel free to ask. If you’d like to join send me a message and I’ll respond as fast as I can!

    Greets CzarnyLew & members of Prime Kingdom

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

    ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3250
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

    Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 835
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Love at First Block Minecraft Server

    Love at First Block Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5424
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

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    Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

    Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4374
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8393
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 348803 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

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  • BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

    BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5364
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Potions Brewed: 182
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ores Mined: 9023
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Animals Bred: 188 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

    Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

    But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

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  • BlockBucksCraft

    BlockBucksCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

    But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

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  • ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

    ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9636
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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  • ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

    ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1034
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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  • Lava Spit & Drool Server

    Lava Spit & Drool Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3591
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Villages Defended: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

    Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2492
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5836
    Dimension Hops: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

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