UnitedMC
Wanna be a big shot on Andolon? You can be Prime Minister, start a biz and get rich, or join the shady world of drugs and guns. So many options on UnitedMC!
play.united-mc.co
UnitedMC
Wanna be a big shot on Andolon? You can be Prime Minister, start a biz and get rich, or join the shady world of drugs and guns. So many options on UnitedMC!
play.united-mc.co
our server is so lit that even Canada PM Trudeau plays on it. he’s always talking to King Charles about protecting independence and stuff. like, they’re planning a secret mission to save the world from evil zombies or something.
join us now and be part of the epic adventure. who knows, you might even become besties with Trudeau and King Charles. plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to find? yasss, queen!
we’ve got crazy battles happening all the time, with explosions and chaos everywhere. but don’t worry, we’re working on a ceasefire plan to present to the United States. because, you know, why not involve the US in our minecraft wars too?
join us for the most epic and insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for Keir Starmer, he’s a beast on the battlefield.
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
IP | 150.136.8.41 |
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Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!